I have compiled a list of things that you should know about me before you click that button:
-If you anger me, I will pee on you
-You like dinner? Good, because you're paying for it
-Have a job? I *really* need the support
-If i find my cocktail more stimulating that you, we're going to have a great night.
-On a scale of 1-10, my personality runs at about a 3. That's high octane - out all night partying, possibly gambling with my life 3.
I WILL disappoint you.