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32 • Toronto, Ontario, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last online
- Apr 15
- 6′ 0″ (1.83m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Very often
- Leo, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from masters program
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English, Italian (Poorly)
I'm going to give you a recipe for a really awesome cocktail. People don't even read profiles anymore, so I might as well fill this space up with useful tripe. I'll keep things fresh and update it with something new when I can.
CORPSE REVIVER #2
This is a super classic cocktail. You can find it in the Savoy Cocktail Book by Harry Craddock on page 52.
It is one of the very first fancy out of my comfort zone drinks I had when I was a much younger man just getting into this game.
Keep in mind, this cocktail will get you stupid hammered. There is nothing wrong with that; just be careful. These are called corpse revivers for a reason. What that reason is I don't want to exorcise the thought of.
This is a 4oz cocktail with 3 oz of delicious alcohol. You can tailor the measurements to whatever you want, but what's the fucking point?
EQUAL PARTS (1oz) of
BEFORE you do ANYTHING. Make sure your cocktail glass is CHILLED. Take a BARSPOON of ABSINTHE and coat the inside of the cocktail glass with it. You don't want too much absinthe, just COAT THE FUCKING GLASS WITH IT.
Okay. Take the rest of your ingredients into a shaker. Hard shake. Double Strain into your cocktail glass. VOILA. After 2 of these you're going to start feeling it in your legs. If you're lucky enough, you should be spreading them for some lucky bastard.
counting dirty money
ignoring my phone (fuck you, phone)
dating. I've been offered jobs for dating services. I'm that good.
My favourite movie is unquestionably Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I mean, it only destroyed my childhood forever. Food? Well, I'm a level 4 vegan, and won't eat anything that can cast it's own shadow. So... I'm kind of better than you already.
Music: Roxy ;)
2. The internet. It's on computers now!
4. Cash Money
5. My 1200's. My 1's and 2's. My wheels of steel. Don't know what those are? Google has your answers.
6. T & A. Hey, find me a *straight* man who can't amirite?
When I get home, I order a pizza. While I wait, I pour myself G&T's and watch cartoons to keep myself entertained. The pizza arrives, and I place it on my counter. To celebrate, more whiskey is poured. By this time, I'm light speed drunk and not even hungry anymore. The pizza just sits there, on my counter, lonely, as I pass out on my couch listening to the musical stylings of Daryl Hall & John Oates.
The only hard part of this Friday night is realizing it's only Tuesday.
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