27 Astoria, NY
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My self-summary
"The story of a young man who moves from the country to the city to become a Broadway star, and is immediately sent to the electric chair for a crime he did not commit … or did he?”

OKCupid is terrifying but I think all of us are going to get through this okay.
What I’m doing with my life
Day job: I'm a reporter for a legal industry publication. Mainly I bother lawyers on the phone.

After hours: I also write about pop culture bullshit (movies, comics) for outlets that are nice enough to pay me.
I’m really good at
remembering who starred in what movie, impersonating Krusty The Clown.

I was an Eagle scout.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Purple Rain (Album and movie)


Chicken Tikki Masala


Broad City
The six things I could never do without
Memes and Drama
I spend a lot of time thinking about
old episodes of COAST TO COAST AM
On a typical Friday night I am
Karaoke, drinking at the Double Down or deep in a Netflix hole.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time at a weird Rolling Stone party my roommate and I asked Taye Diggs if he would take a photo with us. He thought we were asking if he'd take a photo of us. I still regret correcting him.
You should message me if
You like talking about Prince.

You're excited for new Star Wars.

You, like me, are also a Baltimore ex-pat.