Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm actually an alien on a walkabout...this I have determined after
much reflection ....but somehow I don't fit into any of the ones
that claimed to be here (at least what is said on youtube...would
they ever lie?)
I am irreverent ...all the way down inside.... down to the core.
There is no salvaging anything.
I am a liberal foreigner, of eastern European (former) Catholic
background by way of Australia. Sometimes wonky, sometimes geeky,
and non blonde. Can fix your puter without boring you about the
details (they are referred to as "non fuzzy critters") I like the
idea of the 'tonin" stuff released when bicycling. The nice change
of scenery, seeing the bunnies and quail ...even newts.. frolic
I have numerous and diverse things I do. When life gives you lemons
- you make lemonade, or limeade. Actually .... try to avoid getting
many lemons in the first place. Now pancakes. Mmmmm pancakes - now
we are talkin. Good coffee on a slow lazy Saturday morning
I also noticed on here that Im only a 99.9% match with myself.
There is still .01% that disagrees with me.
Lastly cell phone conversations. I found they should be brief, when
especially talking to someone for the first time. Simply because
cell phones will conspire to ruin the rhythm of the conversation
with all the lovely things they claim doesn't happen - like
tunneling , unintelligible drop outs in mid-sentence, and complete
dropped connections. Conversation should be person to person and up
close so there is no interference. An art form to be practiced and
practiced ..and enjoyed two way in the tradition of millennia the
natural rhythm of chemistry and spontaneous *magic*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now - Breathing - I would say breathing is a priority. I make
things up as I go along and go from there. The cheese always seems
to be on the run.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Good at *stuff*. Not being roadkill. Saving the universe from the
evil Zurg and his dastardly plans. Teaching a friend's six year old
daughter to "rawr like a tiger". She is getting really good at it.
I have ...slow..enduring... *hands*. Taking life seriously ....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Mmmm look into my eyes... Dry (seemingly) wit. The low voice that
you heard somewhere before - reflecting on life in some ballad.
Being accused of changing form. Looking better in person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies. Lots. All kinds. Time Bandits, Casablanca, Three Musketeers
(the original 1960s remake with Micheal York). Blues Brothers.
Baker Boys, The Triplets of Belleville, Spirited Away, to
Bridesmaids. Chasing Amy.
Books - Again Lots. Bunches. Gobs. Science Fiction. Just ask.
TV - Breaking Bad, Deadwood, Daily Show, Steven Colbert, Michael
Palin's trips around the world. *Kuullltoorall Stuff* Ohhh Space
stuff too (geek is peeking out).
Music includes everything from classical to hard rock. Rap and
country not so much.
Food - I like. All kinds *lots*. Gimmie. Currently I'm at war with
pizza. Damn the pepperoni full speed ahead.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My brain - I have a hard enough time with it.
My body - hard to get around without one. I can see my feet
My imagination - Without it things would get very boring. Do
mindless repetitive tasks for entertainment.
Sense of humor - if I lost that - I'd stress out, chain smoke, get
religion. Probably in that order.
Empathy- I lost that I couldn't talk to anyone. Forget about
hygiene. Amass an obscene crapload of money. I would endlessly
think "Im dead sexy"
Lets see that was... (counting) one ...three!... 42!!! ...yawp got
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My evil twin out there (most likely a Dark Overlord) - how do I
foil his plans. Whirled peas. Why do socks and gloves, magically
transform into one of each when you need them? Andd...wait...one
second.. ~"Kitty!!! how do you manage to find a way onto MY fuzzy
flannel bedsheets through a closed door????!!~
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending time with good friends, and laughing lots.
Storming the gates of a Castle with monosyllabic epithets.
Plotting the rise of my legions of doom (with cute animals
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm fascinated by the "loading" icon on this site - it talks to
Anything else is secret, cataclysmic (Mmmm ...big...word), and
hidden in a vault that I only know the location, deep below ground
in a mountain complex, not near a ski resort. That includes bodies.
Oops - I wasn't supposed to say the last part was I?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Laughing, talking, visiting, going places, smiling.
Enjoy a healthy lifestyle which may or could include but not
exclusively at all - bicycling :)
If you noticed that I did not include long or short term
Realistically online stuff is an extended blind date.
Expecting anything more is well - a bit of a stretch. If it happens
it is a pleasant surprise.
"Never tell me the odds" [Han Solo]
"It if you cant be shit hot ....at least be cool" [me]
The Good Doctor says:
What happens when you combine humans and chemistry.
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