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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-33
  • Located anywhere
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My details

Last online
Sep 17, 2014
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5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English, German, Russian
My self-summary
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Yo what's up. I'm a dirty Russian immigrant.

I'm studying to be a physicist. Whenever I find a career, I'd like to suffer. I'm serious. I want to suffer, break my skull in over a tough problem; lose sleep over it. I do not ever want to become one of those "...BUT AT LEAST IT'S FRIDAY" watercooler scumbags at my work.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm studying I guess. I know I'm a bit old to be doing undergrad, but I've made some liberal arts mistakes.

I'm trying to perform some retribution on myself. No liberal arts deed is to go unpunished.

Some crap I like to do is play guitar, drum, sing, work on cars, do construction, solder, make game maps, write music, make videos bla bla bla I'm tooting my own horn and I don't like it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making dick jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Most likely my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ender's Game. Hands down. Sure I've read some Pushkin, Dostoyevski, Tolkien, and Hemingway, but most times I read those I wanted to hang myself (not for shit writing, but depressing drudgery). I get overly excited by cheap "truthy" science trickery.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How people just settle for shit, and how I never want to become like them. As if I'm some kind of shitty messiah. I have way too high an opinion of myself. Go count a dick.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Agonizing over having to work early the next morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Every time I read my profile, I get an urge to change it. Autobiographies are hard.
You should message me if
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Just message me for crying out loud. If you think we would have a good time hanging out with each other, then game on.

Also, if you're looking for someone who:
-Doesn't like to "get comfortable"
-Won't obsess over you/call you every 5 minutes
-Treats women like individuals, and has no delusions of "oh, that's just how women think"
-Won't give you shitty pet names
-Seeks answers for everything

Otherwise, move on. Who gives a shit if I don't message you back. Just don't give yourself the impression that you're some kind of princess. Get real, because I ain't no prince.