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28 Chicago, IL Man


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  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
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Graduated from masters program
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My self-summary
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"Don't put twinkies on your pizza"

Big fan of stupid jokes, and just hanging out. I'm an occupational therapist, my career is pretty spectacular, and I don't feel like it's a job!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
there's always money in the banana stand, right? I've been told I'm a pretty good little spoon
The first things people usually notice about me
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tattoos and that I look like that guy from that thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: just finished a few of the game of thrones books, and just picked up Devil in the white city to.

movies: big movie fan. Anything (everything) Wes Anderson, big lebowski, Shawshank redemption, goodfellas... Just to name a few

food: can't go wrong with a little sushi. otherwise not to picky (besides mushrooms)

shows: arrested development, boardwalk empire, Dexter, aquateen hunger force, how I met your mother, big bang theory, walking dead, game of thrones... bones, pawn stars, palladia

music: Black keys, modest mouse, Anything blue grass, just getting to see what the fuss isabout with country. can't go wrong with anything that starts a dance party...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
peanut butter
moist wipes
few of my vital organs- kidneys are overrated
hilarious internet videos (screaming goats)
meatloaf- the food or the singer? ask the right questions and you will find out which
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work takes a lot of my time, it's always a learning experience. other than that I enjoy the occasional intellectual chat or doing hood rat stuff with my friends (plus if you know what that's from).

but on a serious note- how come bears get to sleep so DAMN much and where do I sign up?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting together with friends either in the city or back in the burbs. I like to hang in and watch a movie as much as going out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own the notebook, and slightly obsessed with peanut butter.

oh, and with my job I do some wound care and its kinda f'n awesome...
You should message me if
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if you're fun, laidback, cool with chill nights watching Rushmore, going out for a craft beer, got your shit together, like tattoos and want to go to sushi.

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