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19 F Portland, ME

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:53pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Former Jerseyan, current Mainer, unwilling art student, enthusiastic food-eater, desperate street performer, and really really tired. Strong eyebrow game. Fledgling Brodin worshipper. Makin dem gainz.
What I’m doing with my life
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cultivating mass.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Finding places to hide
-Cha-cha sliding away from my responsibilities
-Seductively licking cheeto dust off my fingers
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've got a voice like tinted glass. My eye color doesn't exist in nature
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows: Breaking Bad, the Walking Dead, Workaholics, the Office, Arrested Development, Archer, Bob's Burgers, It's Always Sunny, Reno 911, King of the Hill

Movies: Kiki's Delivery Service, Amelie

Music: Old Crow Medicine Show, Sayde Price, the Tallest Man on Earth, Fleet Foxes, the Vespers, Kimya Dawson, Keaton Henson

Books: Lolita, Flowers for Algernon, Ham on Rye, Post Office, Going Bovine, the Great Gatsby, Lord of the Flies, Paper Towns

Food: I love all food equally except eggplant because fuck eggplant.
Poutine tho
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Pink rubber eraser smell
-Fleece-lined tights
-Poutine tho
-Bulky yarn
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Black holes
-Calzones are just inside-out pizzas
-If a man were to be attracted to his own flaccid penis, it would be a really terrible fetish to have
-Butts. All the butts.
-Poutine tho.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-Drunk and watching documentaries on netflix
-Aggressively knitting
-Embroidering dirty words onto fancy linens
-Wallowing in self-loathing

I'm really fun at parties.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I may or may not think that Grown Ups was a funny movie. I don't want to talk about it.
You should message me if
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-you have a firm grasp of how to treat females like people
-you don't like eggplant