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26 Leesburg, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:56pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Open relationship
Mostly non-monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Albanian (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Old school nerd: mmos, math, science, engineering etc etc.

Graduated as an engineer and worked as one for a year before realizing it's not what I wanted. Currently working at a major corporation doing something that I actually enjoy with computahs.

I like to think that I don't know much about myself so the goal is to slowly figure out who I am through whatever I experience.


I.g: shikakah

What is this Lawn Order series I keep hearing about?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking care of myself now so I can take care of myself later.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not necessarily good at these but:
Playing piano/guitar, aggressive rollerblading, picking up new languages, and making awesome chocolate chip cookies.

I also enjoy making music in my off time, if I ever get the chance.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I honestly don't know. In hindsight I always get, "Dude, I thought you were so weird. I still do, but I thought so too."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Jules Verne, The Matrix, Breaking Bad, donnie darko, all food+yogurt, prokofiev, dvorak, beethoven(who doesn't, right?), liszt, airbase, dash berlin, eminem, GOO GOO DOLLS (I yell for emphasis), lamb of god, massive attack, yeah yeah yeahs, tears for fears, pink floyd, led zeppelin, queens of the stone age, weezer, memento, requiem for a dream, trainspotting,Into The Wild, John dies in the end, Last Action Hero (and the like) , Ace Ventura, The princess bride (I swear I'm not gay), any Coen brothers movies.

Any of these ring a bell? No? That's alright. Anita Ward is more than happy to let you ring hers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sometimes a bit of internet,
occasionally internet,
hmmm...this is a toughie, internet?
a few internets,
diet ginger ale.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Complete entropical absolution....and committing sudoku.

Whenever I meet new people I try to imagine what they would have been like as kids and what idiosyncrasies they might have had that spilled over into adulthood.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with a great group of friends.

Possibly D&D'ing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like doing things with my hands


If you have a pet I'll probably be spending more time playing with them than talking to you...I'm not kidding. For cereal. Don't take it personally.

My spirit animal is Nutella.
You should message me if
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You feel that love and happiness need to be shared in order to grow.

You are sex positive and/or kink friendly. Open mindedness goes a long way.

If you want to go out and do something fun. Not looking for random hookups.

I'm in an open / poly relationship with l0lakitten so any open dating experience is always a plus.