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30 Eugene, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:16am
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't believe in the match system, either we'll be fucking awesome or we'll hate each other.. I don't intend on playing any games.. I'm loyal and respectful.. I joke about things.. a lot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work, and enjoy my weekends.. I do more of one, than the other..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
taking jokes.. BBQ'n, being a good loser, but an even more gracious winner.. eating cold pizza, making sandwiches, organization, disorganization, random facts and trivia.. telling time, counting on my fingers, talking to myself while grocery shopping, falling asleep with my phone, and waking up not knowing where my phone is.. actualization, grooming, and being anxious..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My bright green eyes? Perhaps my eyelashes.. they are kinda ridiculous in length, sometimes I get food stuck in them.. I stare a lot also I've been told, it's not that I am special or anything it's because I'm in amazement that some people have lived as long as they have..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Most of my reading is reserved for interesting articles, and tid bits about science.. the last chapter book I read was far too embarrassing to talk about in a public setting..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A backyard.
My stupid fucking smart phone.
French fries.
Butts.. I really like butts..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How hilarious it is when someone's gag reflex is being put to test... don't be a perv, you know it's funny too..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
All of these questions are ridiculous.. and most people's answers are relatively similar...with friends, at home watching Netflix.. there is no typical Friday night... just shoot me..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I admit nothing.. but I'm kind of a freak..;-)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think seahorses are forever.. if you are interested in men who can pay attention, are sarcastic, can take a joke, and aren't looking to play games, unless of course that game is a board game in which case I'm likely already setting that shit up!

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