Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis.
I try not to take many things too seriously. I mean, I know when
something is important and should be treated as such, but I just
don't like being serious all the time.
I recently moved to Ohio to be the manager in a lab for an ethanol
plant that is opening up, and have no idea what people do in Ohio.
I came from St. Louis, and am still adjusting to the much more
I often say dumb things that I find funny, but others may
I can also recite Lewis Carroll's poem The Jabberwocky from
I love really lame jokes. Example: Why did the cow get an award?
For being outstanding in his field.
The best romantic relationship from any media is that of Frank and
Sadie Doyle, followed closely by that of Cecil and Carlos.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved to the area after spending four years living in St.
Louis. I'm not sure what there is to do in the area, so all I'm
really doing with myself right now is working.
I'm working a lot right now. Also, I'm thinking about styling my
hair into a pompadour, just to give it a try.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rambling. I'm a champ at that. I also say stupid things really
well. So, there's that
I am also capable of keeping my cat interested in conversations for
a relatively long time. He must really think I'm interesting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book will probably always be The Hitchhiker's Guide to
the Galaxy, though The Ancestor's Tale would be a close second. I
almost exclusively read nonfiction, though every now and then I try
to read some fiction (generally unsuccessfully). I currently have a
large section of my bookshelf filles with books that I need to
read, but I just seem to keep buying more.
I'm not sure what my favorite movie would be, though just through a
look at my movie shelf, I'd have to say either Labyrinth, Thank You
For Smoking, The Princess Bride, or The Girl Who Leapt Through
Time. Oh, and The Brothers Solomon.
I generally like most music, though I'd have to say Cake is
probably at the top of my list.
I don't watch a lot of tv, though I always watch The Daily Show and
Colbert Report within a few days of them airing. I also love Dr.
Who, and if anyone thinks that Smith is a better doctor than
Tennant, I will fight them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nerdy things. Superheroes, video games, and all those other nerdy
things that women just find so irresistible.
My mind is constantly wandering, so sometimes I'll go from thinking
about what I want to be doing with my life, to birds, to
superheroes, with no discernible path between them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I used to spend my Fridays out with friends. I'm not sure what a
typical Friday night will bring now, so I guess I'll have to answer
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't know. I don't try to keep to many things about me
I suppose I have a bit of a fascination with
gadgets/gizmos/trinkets. Anything that's somewhat small and has an
interesting use is just the bee's knees, really. For example, in my
desk I have a sundial ring, a pocket microscope, and sitting atop
my desk right now is my kindle.
I love the smells of fresh pavement and gasoline.
I've never played Dance Dance Revolution, and know I would be
terrible at it, but I secretly really want to try it.
I am actually six raccoons in an elaborate costume.
You should message me if
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you're interested, I suppose. I mean, I'm not here to tell you what
to do or anything. If you want to talk to a somewhat awesome nerd,
I'm generally always up for talking or hanging out. Plus, I get
bored at work a lot, so sending messages on my phone helps solve
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