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23 M Las Vegas, NV

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:37am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Graduated from high school
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just moved to Vegas from Ohio, Things sure are different here.

Looking for something serious, not into one night stands or casual sex, I'm looking to have a nice serious relationship and settle down. Surprise ladies not all men are dirtbags :)

Hey I'm Ryan, 23, I'm a body piercer on my way into becoming a tattoo artist. Eventually I'll be going to college for Video game design specifically concept art. I curse a lot, Proud ferret owner, open minded, laid back, love to cook, constant thinker and open book, I'm the biggest nerd you'll ever meet and obviously a die hard gamer, I will always make you laugh, I'm terribly shy at first but talk a ton after I get to know you and I'm a mushy romantic. Sound appealing? Send me a message
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure this whole life thing out, I know where I want to be but I dont know how to get there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
airbrushing, charcoal sketches, video games, writing, voice impressions, schooling people on Batman and X-Men comics, making jokes at inappropriate times, dancing like an idiot in public places, um...yeah I'm not sure what else off the top of my head
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually my tattoos or snakebites
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A Clockwork Orange- Book and movie.

Star wars- my love for this series is borderline unhealthy (dont judge)

Gladiator, 300, Dawn of the Dead, Avatar, or my all time favorite Beetlejuice

Music- I'll name a few bands so I dont make this into a novel haha Avenged Sevenfold is my favorite band, Five finger death punch, In this moment, Hellyeah, Black Label Society, Mushroomhead,Tenacious D, Bo Burnham, Stephen Lynch, Amon Amarth, Rise Against, Bury your Dead, Rammstein, Crossfade, Taproot, Alexisonfire, Slipknot, Seether etc. But yeah Rock/metal is my favorite but I like anything that sounds good like Jason Mraz ,Gorillaz, Daft Punk, Johnny Cash etc.

Tv- Archer is the best show ever, Louie, Bob's Burgers, Todd and the book of pure evil, Game of thrones, The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocalypse, That 70's show, It's always sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, Robot Chicken, American Dad, Futurama, How I met your mother, The Walking Dead and Misfits
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Internet
2. Friends- They mean the world to me
3. Family
4. Music
5. Love- I know it sounds cheesy or something cliche to put on a dating site but its true, its the one thing in life I seek most
6. Tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Phewwww now that's a question that could make a person question reality and would result in a weird list that would take days to type. My mind is constantly coming up with random things that I'm not even gonna try to start to describe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting at home relaxing and playing League of Legends or some other game usually
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Uhhh I dont know....that I'm actually raptor jesus?

I'm actually just Cthulhu in disguise?

I travel on a Abraham Lincoln, laser eye shooting, trusty steed?

Or that I'm willing to bet you probably havn't read this far because this website is a joke?

Take your pick.
You should message me if
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You're a faithful, loyal, emotionally available girl who knows what she wants and isn't going to play games. You're interested in getting to know me and think we'd be good together or something or if you love Adventure Time to an unhealthy extent. Oh and dont bother if you smoke weed, I dont judge people who choose to but its gross and I dont want it around me.