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23 M Akron, OH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:21pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Graduated from high school
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Hey I'm Ryan, 22, I'm a Security guard and a body piercer on my way into becoming a tattoo artist. Eventually I'll be going to college for Video game design specifically concept art. I curse a lot, open minded, laid back, love to cook, constant thinker and open book, I'm the biggest nerd you'll ever meet, I will always make you laugh, I'm terribly shy at first but talk a ton after I get to know you and I'm a mushy romantic. Sound appealing? Send me a message
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure this whole life thing out, I know where I want to be but I dont know how to get there.
I’m really good at
airbrushing, charcoal sketches, video games, writing, voice impressions, schooling people on Batman and X-Men comics, making jokes at inappropriate times, dancing like an idiot in public places, um...yeah I'm not sure what else off the top of my head
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually my tattoos or snakebites
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Clockwork Orange- Book and movie.

Star wars- my love for this series is borderline unhealthy (dont judge)

Gladiator, 300, Dawn of the Dead, Avatar, or my all time favorite Beetlejuice

Music- I'll name a few bands so I dont make this into a novel haha Avenged Sevenfold is my favorite band, Five finger death punch, In this moment, Hellyeah, Black Label Society, Mushroomhead,Tenacious D, Bo Burnham, Stephen Lynch, Amon Amarth, Rise Against, Bury your Dead, Rammstein, Crossfade, Taproot, Alexisonfire, Slipknot, Seether etc. But yeah Rock/metal is my favorite but I like anything that sounds good like Jason Mraz ,Gorillaz, Daft Punk, Johnny Cash etc.

Tv- Archer is the best show ever, Louie, Bob's Burgers, Todd and the book of pure evil, Game of thrones, The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocalypse, That 70's show, It's always sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, Robot Chicken, American Dad, Futurama, How I met your mother, The Walking Dead and Misfits
The six things I could never do without
1. Internet
2. Friends- They mean the world to me
3. Family
4. Music
5. Love- I know it sounds cheesy or something cliche to put on a dating site but its true, its the one thing in life I seek most
6. Tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Phewwww now that's a question that could make a person question reality and would result in a weird list that would take days to type. My mind is constantly coming up with random things that I'm not even gonna try to start to describe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting at home relaxing and playing League of Legends or some other game usually
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Uhhh I dont know....that I'm actually raptor jesus?

I'm actually just Cthulhu in disguise?

I travel on a Abraham Lincoln, laser eye shooting, trusty steed?

Or that I'm willing to bet you probably havn't read this far because this website is a joke?

Take your pick.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're a faithful, loyal, emotionally available girl who knows what she wants and isn't going to play games. You're interested in getting to know me and think we'd be good together or something or if you love Adventure Time to an unhealthy extent. Oh and dont bother if you smoke weed, I dont judge people who choose to but its gross and I dont want it around me.