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Ryan2076
33 / M / straight / Single
Topeka, Kansas
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am tall, funny, and a little slow.
My Self-Summary
I'm a tall, athletic guy who doesn't BS anyone. I'm usually
thinking something nice, but if I'm not, I'll probably tell you
anyway!
I like my friends and significant other to be honest and laid back with thick skin and a good sense of humor... because I'm going to rib you and tease you sooner or later!
I like my friends and significant other to be honest and laid back with thick skin and a good sense of humor... because I'm going to rib you and tease you sooner or later!
What I’m doing with my life
Nothing. I'm a bum. You can find me wrapped in newspapers at night
under the Kansas Avenue bridge.
Seriously, I'm about 18-24 months from finishing my degree and don't know where I want to go with it. I want to own my business instead of pretending I'm not a slave going to work for some other a-hole who rides my butt for being 30 seconds late.
Seriously, I'm about 18-24 months from finishing my degree and don't know where I want to go with it. I want to own my business instead of pretending I'm not a slave going to work for some other a-hole who rides my butt for being 30 seconds late.
I’m really good at
I can put a puzzle together in 2-3 hours when, on the box, it says
3 to 4 years!
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me.
Probably my height.
Probably my height.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
My favorite movies are usually comedies. The Big Lebowski is my
all-time fave... Anchorman coming in a distant 2nd.
I've read some books... but can't say I've ever been real excited about novels. I prefer the non-fiction variety... biographies and other books about history... or books written by celebrities I like who aren't necessarily authors.
I'm picky about music, but I like a weird mix. Dave Matthews and Linkin Park are probably my 2 favorites.
I could survive on shrimp alone.
I've read some books... but can't say I've ever been real excited about novels. I prefer the non-fiction variety... biographies and other books about history... or books written by celebrities I like who aren't necessarily authors.
I'm picky about music, but I like a weird mix. Dave Matthews and Linkin Park are probably my 2 favorites.
I could survive on shrimp alone.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, Food, Water, Shelter, Heating & Air... and my
toothbrush.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where did I set my car keys?
What was I thinking when I put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard?
What was I thinking when I put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard?
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing poker at my cousin's house, playing darts at the bar, or
watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am potty-trained.
You should message me if
I ask that you meet the following conditions:
1) You have no intention of trying to get my credit card number or bank account and robbing me.
2) You have no intention of murdering me.
3) You have no intention of drugging me and harvesting my organs on the black market.
AND... any of the following:
You want to talk.
You want to do more than talk.
You don't even really want to talk, but are bored to tears.
You want to interrogate me to find out if I'm some sort of weirdo.
You want to joke around and laugh.
You want to make fun of me.
1) You have no intention of trying to get my credit card number or bank account and robbing me.
2) You have no intention of murdering me.
3) You have no intention of drugging me and harvesting my organs on the black market.
AND... any of the following:
You want to talk.
You want to do more than talk.
You don't even really want to talk, but are bored to tears.
You want to interrogate me to find out if I'm some sort of weirdo.
You want to joke around and laugh.
You want to make fun of me.
