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Ryan474

33 Coraopolis, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Nothing like online dating to crush your self esteem and devastate your self confidence! I'm 96% kidding. Seriously though, I've had success in the past meeting some cool people on these sites, so I'd say that the positives outweigh the negatives. It is actually a pretty good way to meet new people.

Note: I'm looking to actually meet people. Like, in person, in the real world. Obviously you have to exchange a few messages first to get to know each other a little, but I'm not interested in an online pen pal.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being an attorney. Trying to lead a relatively healthy lifestyle without being an obnoxious tool about it. Running and playing sports whenever I can. Being slightly neurotic (in a good, "Seinfeld-y" way, I think).

Finding that I don't fit in completely with any social group. Like sports (watching and playing) and working out, but definitely don't identify with jock culture. Have many "artsy"/intellectual interests, while not vehemently hating sports and physical activities. I think that it's a good thing, but it can feel a little isolating sometimes.

Looking for someone to inspire me to recreate this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNj9bXKGOiI

TABOO ALERT: I both own a tv AND enjoy watching it. This is apparently now the most uncultured/uncool activity that a person can engage in. That said, all of my tv watching pretty much falls into 4 categories:

1) Movies - unashamed lover of movies, good and bad
2) Dorky/Nerdy/Educational tv shows and documentaries - think Science, National Geographic, History channels, etc. (actual nerdy/education shows, not the dumb reality shows that are on those networks)
3) Binge watching stand up comedy, Comedy Central and IFC shows on demand
4) Sports - not obsessively/obnoxiously, but yes, I do enjoy watching sports (specifically Pittsburgh teams)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Living a structured, disciplined life. I guess it's kind of a boring answer, but I think that I'm pretty responsible when it comes to big picture things like work, health and interpersonal skills. The Golden Rule (i.e. treating people the way I'd want to be treated).

Also, bad puns and dumb jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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No idea. Other than obvious things like physical appearance, probably sense of humor. And hopefully that I actually listen when conversing with someone instead of just waiting for my turn to talk (hate when people do that).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Way too many to name them all, so a sampling for each:

Books: autobiographies/biographies, nonfiction, science, history, anything that sounds interesting or funny.

Movies: Office Space, Dumb & Dumber, Super Troopers, Idiocracy, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Step Brothers, Airplane!, The Naked Gun, Event Horizon, 28 Days Later, Shaun of the Dead, Silence of the Lambs, Fight Club, Shawshank Redemption, Goodfellas, The Godfather, Back to the Future and Indiana Jones trilogies (I don't acknowledge the new one), pretty much anything horror/thriller, sci fi, sometimes the worse the better.

TV: The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Comedy Bang Bang, Maron, @Midnight, Kroll Show, Review, Drunk History, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, stand up comedy, sports, The Cosmos, Into the Wormhole, The Universe, history documentaries/shows, pretty much anything nerdy/geeky on the Science, History, National Geographic and Discovery Channels.

Music: Queens of the Stone Age, Them Crooked Vultures, Eagles of Death Metal, Kyuss, Ben Folds, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Pelican, ISIS, Mastodon, Between the Buried and Me, Baroness, Priestess, Wolfmother, Septicflesh, Rage Against the Machine, Beastie Boys, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, 90's/early 2000's rap, 60's/Motown, 80's pop, Michael Jackson, Beach Boys, Chicago, Billy Joel, Blood Sweat & Tears, Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk, JJ Johnson, classic rock, classical music.

Sample Pandora stations: Hall & Oates, Huey Lewis and News, Dr. Dre, Slayer, Mozart, Barry White, Sam Cooke. All enjoyed genuinely and un-ironically.

Podcasts: Nerdist, WTF Marc Maron, Comedy Bang Bang, Fitzdog Radio, You Made It Weird, Joe Rogan Experience, Mohr Stories.

Food: Yes. Pizza, Burgers, Italian, Mexican, Chinese. Love it all. Definitely not picky.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
family/friends (obviously), gym/running/sports, movies, music, Vitamix, pizza (the opposite of a Vitamix)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The events of the day, hardcore self psychoanalysis, big philosophical questions, why am I not eating pizza right now, nature vs. nurture, how to become self actualized, why is that guy at work such a douche, is our reality really just a computer simulation, seriously why is that guy at work such a douche, the meaning of life, how zippers work. It's a mixed bag.

Why am I not Jeff Goldblum?

We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pets' HEADS are falling off!!!!!

Also, it's kind of hot in these rhinos......
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htZRuAAFcas

Actually, most likely relaxing at home with a few drinks after a long week and watching movies/catching up on my dvr. I'm admittedly a homebody.

I definitely like going out and doing stuff occasionally though. Depends on my mood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Today at work a guy used the term "bandwidth" in reference to his availability to help on a project ("I'd like to help, but I don't know if I have the bandwidth"). The resulting douche chills almost shook me out of my chair.
You should message me if
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You want to. And you think that we have some things in common.

Also, if you're honest, genuine, have a good sense of humor, can be absurd and weird, can laugh at yourself, can roll with the punches and don't take life too seriously.

Bonus points if the phrase "Too Much Tuna" and/or the names Gil Faizon and George St. Geegland mean anything to you.