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32 Coraopolis, PA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:11pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Nothing like online dating to crush your self esteem and devastate your self confidence! I'm 96% kidding. Seriously though, I've had success in the past meeting some cool people on these sites, so I'd say that the positives outweigh the negatives. It is actually a pretty good way to meet new people.

Note: I'm looking to actually meet people. Like, in person, in the real world. Obviously you have to exchange a few messages first to get to know each other a little, but I'm not interested in an online pen pal.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being an attorney. Trying to lead a relatively healthy lifestyle without being an obnoxious tool about it. Going to the gym while remaining a normal person and not being a meat head idiot. Running and playing sports whenever I can (softball, golf, tennis, pretty much anything). Eating healthy most of the time but also indulging in delicious, unhealthy food too.

TABOO ALERT: I both own a tv AND enjoy watching it. This is apparently now the most uncultured/uncool activity that a person can engage in. That said, all of my tv watching pretty much falls into 4 categories:

1) Movies - unashamed/mildly obsessed lover of movies
2) Dorky/Nerdy/Educational tv shows and documentaries - think Science, National Geographic, History channels, etc. (actual nerdy/education shows, not the dumb reality shows that are on those networks)
3) Binge watching Comedy Central and IFC shows on demand
4) Sports - not obsessively/obnoxiously, but yes, I do enjoy watching sports (specifically Pittsburgh teams)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Living a structured, disciplined life. I think that I'm pretty good at being responsible when it comes to "big picture" things like work, health and personal life. It's all about balance.

Also, making/enjoying stupid jokes and bad, eye roll inducing puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
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No idea. Other than obvious things like physical appearance, probably sense of humor, and actually listens when conversing with someone instead of just waiting for my turn to talk (hate when people do that).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Way too many to name them all, so a sampling for each:

Books: autobiographies/biographies, nonfiction, science, history, anything that sounds interesting or funny.

Movies: Office Space, Dumb & Dumber, Super Troopers, Idiocracy, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Step Brothers, Event Horizon, 28 Days Later, Shaun of the Dead, Fight Club, Shawshank Redemption, Goodfellas, The Godfather, Back to the Future and Indiana Jones trilogies (I don't acknowledge the new one), pretty much anything horror/thriller (especially zombie movies), sci fi, sometimes the worse the better.

TV: The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Comedy Bang Bang, Maron, @Midnight, Kroll Show, Review, Drunk History, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, stand up comedy, sports, The Cosmos, Into the Wormhole, The Universe, history documentaties/shows, pretty much anything nerdy/geeky on the Science, History, National Geographic and Discovery Channels.

Music: all over the place. Queens of the Stone Age, Them Crooked Vultures, Eagles of Death Metal, Kyuss, Ben Folds, Tool, Mastodon, Between the Buried and Me, Baroness, Priestess, metal, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, 60's/Motown, 80's pop, Michael Jackson, Beach Boys, Chicago, Billy Joel, Blood Sweat & Tears, Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk, JJ Johnson, classic rock, classical music.

Pandora station samples: Hall & Oates, Huey Lewis and News, Dr. Dre, Slayer, Mozart, Barry White, Sam Cooke. All enjoyed genuinely and un-ironically.

Podcasts: Nerdist, Joe Rogan Experience, WTF Marc Maron, Comedy Bang Bang, Fitzdog Radio, Adam Carolla, You Made It Weird, Mohr Stories.

Food: Yes. Pizza, Burgers, Italian, Mexican, Chinese. Love it all. Definitely not picky.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
family/friends (obviously), gym/running/sports, movies, music, Vitamix, pizza (the opposite of a Vitamix)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The events of the day, some hardcore self psychoanalysis, big philosophical questions, why am I not eating pizza right now, nature vs. nurture, how to become self actualized, why is that guy at work such a douche, the meaning of life, is our reality really just a computer simulation, how I can simultaneously be (relatively) smart and insightful and also extraordinarily dumb and self-destructive sometimes, seriously why is that guy at work such a douche, the illuminati, how zippers work. It's a mixed bag.

We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pets' HEADS are falling off!!!!!

Also, it's kind of hot in these rhinos......
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely relaxing at home with a few drinks after a long week and watching movies/catching up on my dvr. This is how it's going down in my head though as I'm sitting on my couch rocking sweat pants:

Also possibly out with friends. Depends on my mood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Today at work someone used the term "bandwidth" in reference to his availability to help on a project ("I'd like to help, but I don't know if I have the bandwidth"). The resulting douche chills almost shook me out of my chair.
You should message me if
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You're one of those girls who is ballsy enough to actually send a message first.

Also, if you're honest, genuine, have a good sense of humor, can be absurd and weird, can laugh at yourself, can roll with the punches and don't take life too seriously.

Bonus points if the phrase "Too Much Tuna" and/or the names Gil Faizon and George St. Geegland mean anything to you.