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32 M Coraopolis, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:57am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Work keeps me pretty busy at the moment so its kind of hard to meet people, and I've never really been a "go meet strangers at bars and clubs" kind of person. So, here I am....
What I’m doing with my life
Attempting to be an attorney, and trying to live a relatively healthy lifestyle without being an obnoxious tool about it. Going to the gym a couple times a week while remaining a normal person and not being a meat head idiot. Running and playing sports when I can (softball, golf, tennis, pretty much anything). Eating healthy most of the time but definitely enjoying delicious, unhealthy food too. Love watching movies and listening to music (who doesn't, right?). Like watching sports, and dorky tv shows like Brain Games, Cosmos, Into the Wormhole, The Universe, Who Really Discovered America and basically anything on the Science, History and/or Discovery channels that could be construed as nerdy.
I’m really good at
Living a structured, disciplined life. I definitely like to have fun and be spontaneous sometimes, but I think that I'm pretty good at being responsible when it comes to "big picture" things like work, health and personal life. Balance is key.

Also, making/enjoying stupid jokes and bad puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
Laid back, good sense of humor (dry and sarcastic), kind, genuinely interested in what makes people tick.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: autobiographies/biographies, nonfiction, history, anything that sounds interesting or funny.

Movies: Way too many to name, but off the top of my head: Office Space, Dumb & Dumber, Super Troopers, Idiocracy, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, Old School, Event Horizon, 28 Days Later, Shaun of the Dead, Fight Club, Shawshank Redemption, Goodfellas, Back to the Future and Indiana Jones trilogies (I don't acknowledge the new one), pretty much anything horror/thriller (especially zombie movies), sometimes the worse the better (big Fearnet fan).

TV: The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Comedy Bang Bang, @Midnight, Kroll Show, Review, Drunk History, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, stand up comedy, sports (particularly Pittsburgh teams), The Cosmos, Brain Games, Into the Wormhole, The Universe, pretty much anything nerdy/geeky on the Science, History, National Geographic and Discovery Channels.

Music: Literally all over the place. Again, off the top of my head: Queens of the Stone Age, Them Crooked Vultures, Ben Folds, Mastodon, Between the Buried and Me, Baroness, Priestess, metal, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, 60's/Motown, 80's pop, Michael Jackson, Beach Boys, Chicago, Billy Joel, Blood Sweat & Tears, Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk, JJ Johnson, classic rock.

Pandora station samples: Hall & Oates, Huey Lewis and News, Dr. Dre, Slayer, Mozart, Barry White, Sam Cooke. All enjoyed genuinely and un-ironically.

Podcasts: Adam Carolla Show, Joe Rogan Experience, WTF Marc Maron, Comedy Bang Bang, Fitzdog Radio, You Made It Weird, Mohr Stories

Food: Pizza, Burgers, Italian, Mexican, Chinese. Love it all. Definitely not picky.
The six things I could never do without
family/friends (obviously), gym/running/sports, music, movies, smart phone (sadly), delicious/unhealthy food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. For better or worse, I spend a lot of time living up in my head, (over)analyzing everything and anything. Just thinking about the events of the day, some hardcore self psychoanalysis, big philosophical questions, what to eat for dinner tonight, nature vs. nurture, how to become self actualized, why is that guy at work such a douche, the meaning of life, is our reality really just a computer simulation, how I can simultaneously be (relatively) smart and insightful and also extraordinarily dumb and self-destructive sometimes, how zippers work. It's a mixed bag.
On a typical Friday night I am
I might be hanging out/going out with some friends, or I might just be relaxing at home watching movies/catching up on my dvr. There's a lot to be said for just unwinding on your couch with a few drinks after a long week. Depends on my mood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Today at work someone used the term "bandwidth" in reference to his availability to help on a project ("I'd like to help, but I don't know if I have the bandwidth"). The resulting douche chills almost shook me out of my chair.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're someone who is honest and genuine, kind and responsible, likes to laugh and be goofy, absurd and weird, can laugh at herself and roll with the punches, and doesn't take life too seriously.