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Ryan55555

33 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
May 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I like eating cupcakes for breakfast and the Paul McCartney song, “Wonderful Christmastime."

I grew up in Long Beach, went to UC Berkeley, and recently lived in NYC for several years. I'm a big fan of taking an elevator to the second floor.
What I’m doing with my life
I've written for The Onion, written jokes for greeting cards, and have been on Jimmy Kimmel Live. I get paid to write recaps for shows that you probably don't watch (unless you really love, say, Pretty Little Liars).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Sound and the Fury, Special Topics in Calamity Physics
Movies: Weekend at Bernie's, It Happened One Night, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, Smokey and the Bandit, What's Up, Doc?, The Gold Rush
Music: Japandroids
Food: Movie theater popcorn
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating