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22 Dubuque, IA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-24
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 15
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
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A straight shooter with upper-management written all over me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just graduated with a degree in English Creative Writing. Now I work full time doing freelance writing. I'm also the content editor for Around Dubuque.

I work a lot.

I just launched a second blog (which is the most insufferable sentence I've ever written). It makes fun of religion. Because I enjoy making people uncomfortable.

I'm also a stand-up comedian. Don't ask me to tell you a joke. I'm not that kind of comedian.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Holding actual conversations. Being tragically awkward. Writing. Playing bags. I also think I might be a dog whisperer. It's weird, man. Animals just flock to me. I'm like Steve Carrell in that one movie that sucked.
The first things people usually notice about me
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He's so quiet! Why doesn't he talk?

Because most of my thoughts are mean and I'm a decent person, that's why.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Stand-up Comedians:
George Carlin
Louis C.K.
Bill Burr
Bo Burnham
Dimitri Martin
Tom Segura
Bill Hicks
Mike Birbiglia
Bill Maher
Lenny Bruce

As far as food, I like Italian, Mexican and Asian... though I'm not too fond of Jews.

I'm kidding, you can be Jewish.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I being weird right now?

I'm totally being weird right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wishing I was home watching Portlandia.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I had a private thing to admit, but it graduated to corporal.

Ahh army puns...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're smart, sarcastic, you don't take shit from people, you're independent, you like sitting on the couch and bullshitting about nothing for hours. Or if you have resting bitch face (because I'm into that.)