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21 M Dubuque, IA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Hey, I'm Ryan! I like to think that I'm a real go-getter!!! I'm super outgoing, I love being active and...

I'm sorry, I couldn't write that with a straight face.

None of those things are true. Well, I take that back, my name is Ryan. Try as I might, I've yet to come up with a description of myself that doesn't make me sound like a complete asshole. We're off to a bad start.

I have a very dry/dark sense of humor. "What does that mean?" you ask. I'll give you an example: for Halloween, my friend and I are planning on dressing up our cat as an airplane and ourselves up as buildings and going as 9/11. We are awful people.

If that made you really uncomfortable, we probably won't make good friends.

I'm a nice guy, I swear. I was actually told by the last girl I was with, "You're the nicest guy I've ever been with." So there's that.

I think I'm a pretty solid boyfriend. Like if I really like you, there's no stopping me from just doing nice shit for you all the time. It's like a nervous tick, I swear. I may not be the perfect boyfriend but I truly will put in an effort. Put me to the test and I will try harder than any son of a bitch out there. Test me.

My love language is physical touch. If you're not into cuddling then GTFO. It's hard to write a sentence that simultaneously makes you sound like a pussy and an asshole, but there you go. No but seriously, scratch my back and I'll melt like butter. I'm basically a dog.

I really don't have an ego. I'm not trying to prove anything to anyone. I'm not interested in the whole "who can fuck the most chicks, drive the biggest truck and eat the most hot wings" contest that every guy seems so enthralled with. Frankly, I could give a shit about being the alpha male. Speaking of which, since I'm not the type-A personality, I usually prefer women who can take charge. I think every relationship needs a dominant and submissive party and I usually tend towards the latter. To me, there's nothing sexier than a woman who knows what she wants and will take it. So if you're like a badass chick who gets in fights and could probably kick my ass, please, take me now.

If you message me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.

^^A million bonus points if you can name that movie.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm finishing up my degree in English Creative Writing. I want to get into journalism/writing. I have my own blog and I'm the sports editor for my college newspaper. In the fall, I'll be working part-time at the Telegraph Hearld.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having deep conversations. Understanding how people work. Writing. Playing bags. Foreplay.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Stand-up Comedians:
George Carlin
Louis C.K.
Bill Burr
Demetri Martin
Tom Figura
Nick Swardson
Mike Birbiglia
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen. Water. Food. Modern medicine. Blood in my body. Being a smart ass.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world. People. Life in general. Sports.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing hood-rat things with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had a private thing to admit, but it graduated to corporal.

Ahh army puns...
You should message me if
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You're smart, sarcastic, you don't take shit from people, you like being in control, you're independent, you want to find someone who will treat you with respect. Or if you have resting bitch face (I'm into that.)