Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sarcasm is good.
I enjoy [insert generic hobbies] and listen to [insert music
that'll make me seem normal.]
I'm pretty outgoing at first but I'm shy once you get to know
I'm a professional journalist. (I work for a newspaper and they
gave me a little thing with my name and picture on it so I get to
tell people that now. Woo!)
I have a blog. It's gotten me banned from places. I actually have
beef with other blogs. I'm like the Notorious B.I.G. of wasting
time on the internet.
You should probably talk to me. At the very least I'll make you
laugh... Or I won't... That would suck.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm finishing up my degree in English Creative Writing. I have my
own blog and I'm the sports editor for my college newspaper. I also
work part-time covering high school and college sports for the
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Holding actual conversations. Being tragically awkward to the point
that I start laughing at myself. Writing. Playing bags. I'm also
think I might be a dog whisperer. It's weird, man. Animals just
flock to me. I'm like Steve Carrell in that one movie that sucked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen. Water. Food. Modern medicine. Blood in my body. Being a
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world. People. Life in general. Sports.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing hood-rat things with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had a private thing to admit, but it graduated to corporal.
Ahh army puns...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're smart, sarcastic, you don't take shit from people, you're
independent, you like sitting on the couch and bullshitting about
nothing for hours. Or if you have resting bitch face (I'm into
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.