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Ryan708

21 Dubuque, IA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–24
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sarcasm is good.

I enjoy [insert generic hobbies] and listen to [insert music that'll make me seem normal.]

I'm pretty outgoing at first but I'm shy once you get to know me.

I'm a professional journalist. (I work for a newspaper and they gave me a little thing with my name and picture on it so I get to tell people that now. Woo!)

I have a blog. It's gotten me banned from places. I actually have beef with other blogs. I'm like the Notorious B.I.G. of wasting time on the internet.

You should probably talk to me. At the very least I'll make you laugh... Or I won't... That would suck.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm finishing up my degree in English Creative Writing. I have my own blog and I'm the sports editor for my college newspaper. I also work part-time covering high school and college sports for the Telegraph Hearld.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Holding actual conversations. Being tragically awkward to the point that I start laughing at myself. Writing. Playing bags. I'm also think I might be a dog whisperer. It's weird, man. Animals just flock to me. I'm like Steve Carrell in that one movie that sucked.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Stand-up Comedians:
George Carlin
Louis C.K.
Bill Burr
Bo Burnham
Dimitri Martin
Tom Figura
Nick Swardson
Mike Birbiglia
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen. Water. Food. Modern medicine. Blood in my body. Being a smart ass.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world. People. Life in general. Sports.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing hood-rat things with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had a private thing to admit, but it graduated to corporal.

Ahh army puns...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're smart, sarcastic, you don't take shit from people, you're independent, you like sitting on the couch and bullshitting about nothing for hours. Or if you have resting bitch face (I'm into that.)