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Adult Movie director and producer.
World Class Hula Hooper
My work: 500px.com/ryanglindquist
What I’m doing with my life
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I am floating through life, happier than ever. My ant farm is
flourishing and I just mastered Cantonese.
My zombie flu vaccine is close to being approved by the FDA. I
shaved the Superman S in my chest hair. I used the trimmings for a
I’m really good at
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Oral sex, my last lover said I was the best he ever had.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I eat frozen pizza nearly everyday for either breakfast lunch or
I I only watch Golden Girls and the 700 club.
I listen to mostly animal noises on tape. Right now in my cassette
player there is a tape I made of two giraffes having sex.
As far a movies go, I am a huge fan of Kathy Bates. I can't take my
eyes off of her.
Bill Cosby cracks me up.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. My Crocs
3. Those juices that come in a plastic barrel and have a foil
4. My wife and her 3 daughters, Marcia, Jan and little Cindy.
5. My three sons, Greg, Peter and Bobby
6. My live in housekeeper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to rid the world of evil.
Which improvements should come first in my lair.
What to feed my snake.
How handsome I am.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rolling on Molly at my church young adults group. Or I'm home
knitting sweaters for my cats. Occasionally I crash support groups
for the free snacks. I recommend the anorexic and bulimia group, no
one minds if you eat it all.
Making lists of people's names in red ink and marking a line
I am almost done with my skin suit.
You should message me if
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You have REALLY low self esteem.
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