Here's the skinny:
*Unashamed nerd for almost everything besides shows/movies. Anime, video games, board games, you name it. I am not embarrassed to admit that I have cosplayed and my name is forever attached to a Magic: The Gathering decklist online.
*Code monkey by day
*Fiction writer by night. And I have very long nights.
*Metal/industrialhead, except I hate moshpits with a passion and generally have crowd anxiety.
*Did I mention that I'm an introvert? I don't hate people, just large numbers of people that I don't know.
*I breathe sarcasm, eat dark humor, and drink puns. If you make me laugh then there's a great chance we'll be good friends. If I make you laugh, prepare yourself for a barrage of horrible jokes.
*I'm an agnostic solipsist. My belief system is forged in doubt and tempered with skepticism, but I pride myself in not being a jerk about it. I'm on the existential side of the divide, although it's interesting to hear what goes through a nihilist's head.