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25 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:53am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hungarian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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How would a pirate say my name? (That's a joke, Jeopardy style right off the bat.) If you don't get it, we're probably not gonna get along. If you do get it, and you're rolling your eyes, mission: accomplished.

LA/East Bay - Time splitter! I promise I TOTALLY don't have a second family in whatever city you're not in.

A little bougie, but I still love my chucks. I don't sweat the small stuff.

My grandma is my hero.

I'm not unconvinced that this site isn't like a big Truman Show-style joke on me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
You may find me:
- working at a hospital near you!
- at a Dodgers/Kings/Lakers(RIP) game
- at a comedy show
- in a different country (40 down, plenty more to go)
- drinking whiskey
- playing one of about 320943284* instruments
- watching movies (I like theaters as well as Netflix in bed)
- on OKCupid attempting to infiltrate the interwebz with my charm
- dancing like no one is watching
- people are watching
- Ryan, please stop dancing

*All numbers approximate
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If I was being honest this would be the longest section.
Reading people.
Playing tennis/music/games.
Bar trivia.
Writing jokes - I opened for a pretty well-known comedian once upon a time. But I don't like to name drop (I totally will if you ask though, haha)
My job.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It depends on how observant they are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
tl;dr - Some stuff you like, some stuff you don't, some stuff that's hipster.

I'm mostly a fan of non-fiction or historical fiction. Michael Lewis, Chabon, Uris, Coelho, Dawkins. The Curious Incident of the Dog at Nighttime is an old fav.

The Natural, Blues Brothers, The Sting, When Harry Met Sally, Stranger than Fiction, Singin' In The Rain, The Hangover, Inglorious Bastards, Django Unchained, The Room!!! Boogie Nights, Wes Anderson, Blazing Saddles Chris Gethard. The West Wing and The Newsroom (I love Aaron Sorkin), HIMYM, It's Always Sunny, Archer, The League, The Inbetweeners, Louie, House of Cards, Daria, GoT, Comedy Bang Bang (and the podcast)

Beatles, Incubus, Cake, Stones, Jazz (Mainly Bebop and Swing, too many artists to list), Gogol Bordello, Dispatch, Sublime, R Kelly, No Diggity, Passafire, CSNY, Alabama Shakes, Simon and Garfunkle, Charlie Parker, Ben Folds, Ska, Ludacris, Maroon 5, Mumford and Sons, Frank Sinatra, Mussorgsky, Flamenco Guitar, Massive Attack, Anything I can dance to.

Yellowtail sushi, rare steak, spicy curry. I'm not a vegetarian, but if you are, I think that's great! If you're not, I think that's great too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Did he skip a question?

where all my socks went, and why people with common sense and decency don't run the country.

I've learned something from all my exes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You can call me Aaron Burr, for the way I'm droppin' Hamiltons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once challenged a girl to a wing-eating contest and lost. To be fair though, she ate like 37 wings. Fucking impressive.

I probably like this glass of whiskey/brunch item/brunch whiskey more than you, but maybe you'll surprise me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. want to:
Go to brunch
Discover new bars/restaurants
People watch
Get drunk at a sporting event