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RyanOldSchool

25 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hungarian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Successful. Still a jokester. A little bougie, but I still love my chucks.

My grandma is my hero.

I'm not unconvinced that this site isn't like a big Truman Show-style joke on me.
What I’m doing with my life
You may find me:
- working at a hospital near you!
- at a Dodgers/Kings/Lakers(RIP) game
- at a comedy show
- in a different country (37 down, plenty more to go)
- drinking whiskey
- playing one of about 320943284 instruments
- watching movies (I like theaters as well as Netflix in bed)
- on OKCupid attempting to infiltrate the interwebz with my charm
- dancing like no one is watching
- people are watching
- Ryan, please stop dancing
I’m really good at
If I was being honest this would be the longest section.
Reading people.
Playing tennis/music/games.
Bar trivia.
Writing jokes.
My job.
Punnery.
The first things people usually notice about me
It depends on how observant they are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
tl;dr - Some stuff you like, some stuff you don't, some stuff that's hipster.

I'm mostly a fan of non-fiction or historical fiction. Michael Lewis, Chabon, Uris, Coelho, Dawkins. The Curious Incident of the Dog at Nighttime is an old fav.

Movies/TV:
The Natural, Blues Brothers, The Sting, When Harry Met Sally, Stranger than Fiction, Singin' In The Rain, The Hangover, Inglorious Bastards, Django Unchained, The Room!!! Boogie Nights, Wes Anderson, Blazing Saddles Chris Gethard. The West Wing and The Newsroom (I love Aaron Sorkin), HIMYM, It's Always Sunny, Archer, The League, The Inbetweeners, Louie, House of Cards, Daria, GoT, Comedy Bang Bang (and the podcast)

Music:
Beatles, Incubus, Cake, Stones, Jazz (Mainly Bebop and Swing, too many artists to list), Gogol Bordello, Dispatch, Sublime, R Kelly, No Diggity, Passafire, CSNY, Alabama Shakes, Simon and Garfunkle, Charlie Parker, Ben Folds, Ska, Ludacris, Maroon 5, Mumford and Sons, Frank Sinatra, Mussorgsky, Flamenco Guitar, Massive Attack, Anything I can dance to.

Food:
Yellowtail sushi, rare steak, spicy curry. I'm not a vegetarian, but if you are, I think that's great! If you're not, I think that's great too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Did he skip a question?

where all my socks went, and why people with common sense and decency don't run the country.

I've learned something from all my exes.
On a typical Friday night I am
You can call me Aaron Burr, for the way I'm droppin' Hamiltons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once challenged a girl to a wing-eating contest and lost. To be fair though, she ate like 37 wings. Fucking impressive.

I probably like this glass of whiskey/brunch item/brunch whiskey more than you, but maybe you'll surprise me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you want to:
Go to brunch
Dance
Discover new bars/restaurants
People watch
Get drunk at a sporting event