Traveler - habitually new in town.
I love my grandma.
I have: my shit together, good stories, too many instruments, an extra ticket to that thing.
I don't need: a straw in my drink, a pushover, spell check.
I'm confident, not cocky. Charming, not a douche-bag. Funny, not annoying. And I'll probably ask you to dance.

I like girls with funny captions on their pictures.

Self-summarized? Donezo.

Working, drinking good whiskey, good beer, and cheap wine. Volunteering. Buying ties. Good film, ballgames, and brunch.

Sometimes I tell bad jokes:
http://youtu.be/ls2THK5JuKM

Playing music, making puns, trivia, banter, crossword puzzles, tennis, yelping, laughing at myself (and others), kissing - yeah I said it.

I once got a job at a software company because of my knowledge of scotch.

It depends on how observant they are...

Bonnarooooooooooooooo in June. ComedyBangBang always. Episode 150 is a personal favorite.

I'm mostly a fan of non-fiction or historical fiction. Michael Lewis, Chabon, Uris, Coelho, Dawkins. The Curious Incident of the Dog at Nighttime is an old fav.

Movies:
The Natural, The Sting, When Harry Met Sally, Stranger than Fiction, Singin' In The Rain, The Hangover, Inglorious Bastards, Django, The Room!!! Boogie Nights, Wes Anderson, Blazing Saddles

TV:
The West Wing and The Newsroom (I love Aaron Sorkin), HIMYM, It's Always Sunny, Archer, The League, The Inbetweeners, Louie, House of Cards, Daria.

Music:
Beatles, Incubus, Cake, Stones, Jazz (Mainly Bebop and Swing, too many artists to list), Gogol Bordello, Dispatch, Sublime, Passafire, CSNY, Alabama Shakes, Simon and Garfunkle, Charlie Parker (Bird is too important not to list), Ben Folds, Ska, Ludacris, Maroon 5, Mumford and Sons, Frank Sinatra, Mussorgsky, Flamenco Guitar, Massive Attack, Anything I can dance to.

Food:
Yellowtail sushi, rare steak, spicy curry.

A sense of humor.
My instruments - guitar, sax, ukulele, clarinet, flute, bass, etc.
Family
My passport.
Hot sauce.
I'm going to put a sense of humor again, because everything else was a joke

where all my socks went, and why people with common sense and decency don't run the country.

Quick with a joke, or a light up your smoke, but there's some place that I'd rather be.

I once challenged a girl to a wing-eating contest and lost. To be fair though, she ate like 37 wings. Fucking impressive.

If you want to:
Make out
Have a dance party
Do a crossword puzzle
Whiskey
Play this with me: http://www.coolstuffinc.com/p/Board%20Games/Smash+Up/Acc-AEGSmashUp/
Play tennis
Start a band
So much brunch.

Throw it all out the window if you're a cute pale girl that wears pretty dresses or coats or glasses or has SO MUCH HAIR.

*Edit* I didn't think I'd have to add this, but if you send me something like, "Hey, What's up?" I probably won't respond. Would you?

P.P.S. If I write you, and you want to write back, do it! I won't play games or wait a certain amount of time before writing back - what is this 7th grade?