*Unashamed nerd for almost everything besides shows/movies. Anime, video games, board games, you name it. I am not embarrassed to admit that I have cosplayed and my name is forever attached to a Magic: The Gathering deck list online.
*Code monkey by day
*Fiction writer by night. And I have very long nights.
*Metal/industrialhead, except I hate moshpits with a passion and generally have crowd anxiety.
*Did I mention that I'm an introvert? I don't hate people, just large numbers of people that I don't know.
*I breathe sarcasm, eat dark humor, and drink puns. If you make me laugh then there's a great chance we'll be good friends. If I make you laugh, prepare yourself for a barrage of horrible jokes.
*I'm an agnostic solipsist. My belief system is forged in doubt and tempered with skepticism, but I pride myself in not being a jerk about it. I'm on the existential side of the divide, although it's interesting to hear what goes through a nihilist's head.
I spend a large portion of my free time writing. I've finished the first novel in a high fantasy tetralogy, and I'm still figuring out where it should ultimately end up (ideally not on a horribly designed website forever). I like to dabble in sci-fi and psychological thrillers as well!
I daydream way too much and sleep way too little. Kind of funny how that works out.
*MOBA's (Heroes of Newerth, Smite, DotA 2, etc). I've recently been conned into playing LoL and it's more enjoyable than I expected.
*Board/card games (euro games especially! I could write you an essay about why I loathe Settlers of Catan though)
*Apparently I'm pretty good at teaching said games as well?
*World building / plot crafting
*Magic: The Gathering
*Doing barrel rolls
*Programming (C# and Java are my forte, but I know some Lisp)
*Philosophy, particularly epistemology
*Being unnecessarily cruel to fictional characters
And here are some thing I'm not particularly good at, but am very interested in. Perhaps you could teach me some?
*Cooking, especially awesome spicy dishes or tasty pastries
*Any ancient mythology and their sociological impacts
*Finding good coffee shops in DC
*Polyphasic sleep. I used to be on the Uberman schedule in college, and I'd very much like to get back on it.
I am a connoisseur of cringe-worthy puns. My current favorite:
"Why is there a medical facility in the middle of a frozen tundra toward the end of Inception? It's a Hothpital."
Movies: If I'm going to stick through a movie, it either needs deep and compelling characters or an interesting narration style. Examples: Silence of the Lambs and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. I'm not sure if it counts, but I used to dabble in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, as you can see from one of my photos.
Shows: There are a couple that I'll watch, mostly it's comedies these days since they're easy to pick up and watch. As far as anime goes, I like things that are psychologically or artistically interesting. Examples: Death Note, Gankutsuou, Eden of the East
Music: Oh my, where would I begin. I have an eclectic taste, not because I'm a music snob or a noncomforist, but because I just tend to like random stuff. I like some metal, but the lyrics have to be intelligible and clear. If it's just nonsensical grumbling, no thanks. On the flip side, there are some more low-key bands like that I enjoy as well. Basically, if it's got a good beat and smooth lyrics, there's a chance I can dig it. Examples: The Birthday Massacre, Splashdown, Edguy, Robbers on High Street. I do have one pet peeve: if they're singing in English and I can't understand 30% or more of the words then I rage pretty hard. Enunciate!
Food: I love spicy foods even though I'm not supposed to eat them often. If you make me (or better yet teach me how to make) any kind of curry or anything involving nutella, you will instantly win my heart a hundred times over.
If you like engrossing stories and/or deep tactical gameplay, you owe it to yourself to play Transistor. It is my favorite game by a wide margin and it is a beautiful piece of art.
- Summer storms
- Dark chocolate
- Mouse gestures. Visual Studio has them now too and it's fantastic.
- Unnecessarily large headphones
- Cold brew coffee. It's life changing!
I think about plot convenience and knowledge/motivation consistency a lot.
Sometimes I scroll through Facebook and count the logical fallacies made in political rants. Since acquiring this hobby, my faith in the general population has been steadily dwindling.
Sometimes I hop on my Twitch stream. Yes, I play video games and let people watch me on the internet. Apparently I'm fairly amusing when I play horror games or do MOBA character impressions.
* I own and ride a motorcycle; but it's actually a gorgeous red vespa. It's 300cc's and I had to get an M class license and it's considered a motorcycle by Virginia law so damned if I don't refer to it with the "m" word. I kind of love it even if it slightly reduces my street cred.
* I have a tattoo; but it's actually just a symbol from this book I wrote. I like to think of it not as narcissism, but a constant reminder of something very important and close to me. I'm not the universe's gift to literature, but it's good to have something you're proud of eh? [I've been trying to teach myself to tell people it means "truth-seeker" in ancient Norse without cracking a smile. It's actually worked once!]
There's something I can teach you! It's a skill I've been trying to hone, and I actually find it rather enjoyable.
You know anything at all about publishing. I'd really, really like to talk to you!
You aren't particularly interested in following gender roles. It's totally fine if you're looking for a prototypical manly man, but that's not what you'll find here :).
You have a cat I can hang out with. Or if you want to go to that new cat cafe in Georgetown, that sounds kind of cool. Or if you are a cat, in which case I am thoroughly impressed.