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Ryan_1337

33 M Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Mar 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm Ryan, I'm a guy, and I hate my profile. I have a career I'm very good at but I'm not going to bother explaining what digital ad-insertion is (who cares about ads anyway, you're just gonna change the channel). I like dogs, the outdoors, and places that aren't crowded with dbags and hipsters.
What I’m doing with my life
I do tech stuff, and explain tech stuff to people who don't do tech stuff- for them I translate tech stuff to business stuff.
I’m really good at
Anything that I do for a long enough period of time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Monster At The End of This Book

Movies: So many, and so subjective. The answer to this question is completely dependent upon my mood however, The Big Lebowski is the greatest comedy of all time.

Music: Tool and pretty much anything Maynard James Keenan touches (A Perfect Circle, Puscifer). Also Type O Negative, Daft Punk, Kyuss, QOtSA, Opeth, and Debbie Reynolds.

Food: I'm on a Mediterranean kick lately but honestly I'll eat anything if prepared properly.
The six things I could never do without
My hands

Dreams- and I mean good dreams, sex dreams, nightmares. They make it worth going to sleep at night.

A sense of wonder and curiosity

Dogs

Family and friends

Only five for me, don't need six things to live.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Writing profiles, trying to think of comic and misleading answers to questions that no one cares about anyway.

Why I bother.

Why did I put salt in my oatmeal?
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find a reason not to go to sleep
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You made it this far, and are into outdoor activities. I guess if you want me to message you back you should probably message me too.