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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 8, 2014
Relationship Type
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
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I'm Ryan, I'm a guy, and I hate my profile. I have a career I'm very good at but I'm not going to bother explaining what digital ad-insertion is (who cares about ads anyway, you're just gonna change the channel). I like dogs, the outdoors, and places that aren't crowded with dbags and hipsters.
What I’m doing with my life
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I do tech stuff, and explain tech stuff to people who don't do tech stuff- for them I translate tech stuff to business stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything that I do for a long enough period of time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm hard to notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Monster At The End of This Book

Movies: So many, and so subjective. The answer to this question is completely dependent upon my mood however, The Big Lebowski is the greatest comedy of all time.

Music: Tool and pretty much anything Maynard James Keenan touches (A Perfect Circle, Puscifer). Also Type O Negative, Daft Punk, Kyuss, QOtSA, Opeth, and Debbie Reynolds.

Food: I'm on a Mediterranean kick lately but honestly I'll eat anything if prepared properly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My hands

Dreams- and I mean good dreams, sex dreams, nightmares. They make it worth going to sleep at night. I've started recording them when I wake in the hope that some day I'll be able to dream lucidly.

A sense of wonder and curiosity


Family and friends

Only five for me, don't need six things to live... Or did that last one count as two?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Writing profiles, trying to think of comic and misleading answers to questions that no one cares about anyway.

Why I bother.

Why did I put salt in my oatmeal?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find a reason not to go to sleep
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Love songs make me sad
You should message me if
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You made it this far, and are into outdoor activities. I guess if you want me to message you back you should probably message me too.