My instagram about sums me up: morechickennuggets

Professionally racing slot cars. Completing my doctorate in general studies. Breeding mice for their recessive traits. Competitive mini-golf. Wearing spandex. Auditing taxes for the IRS. Performing brain appendix transplants. Participating in male pattern baldness and only wearing hats. Playing the jazz flute.

None of these things.

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Also I'm good at being a boat. Wait, no, I'm not a boat. I don't even like water. I am buoyant. I am an empty shell of a man. I am also made out of fiberglass. Damnit, I am a boat.

That I rarely take things seriously, and sometimes my eyes will be bloodshot for reasons totally beyond my control. Also that I have some really cool socks.

And my extremely full lips.

Onions
Bon Iver
East of Eden
Circle Takes the Square
Fullmetal Alchemist
Eternal Sunshine
Pizza
Regina Spektor
Beer
The Tallest Man on Earth
mewithoutYou
The Walking Dead
Psych
Kendrick Lamar
the first Harry Potter book ONLY
Manchester Orchestra
Cost Accounting: A Managerial Emphasis, 14th Edition
Last of the Mohicans
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Kool A.D.
Explosions in the Sky
Touche Amore
La Dispute
Catcher in the Rye
Spinach
Foxy Shazam
Bright Eyes
Silversun Pickups
Return of the King
50/50
Philosophy
Lakutis

The ability to count.

Why people can't be better drivers. Also why we still have the current form of government and electing our "leaders."

Drinking. Bowling. Guitaring. Jugando videojuegos. Google. Netflix on your couch. Playing basketball. Wishing I were elsewhere.

I overcompensate for my lack of physical attraction by being funny and doing silly things.

you're fuckin' weird