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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 4
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Catholicism but it’s not important
Dropped out of University
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello my name is Ryan. I'm just a simple guy. Virtuous and a deep thinker. I suffer from an acute social anxiety which makes meeting ladies difficult. If I get comfortable I can be quite obnoxious. But mostly I'm pretty laid back. I don't have the same motivations in life as most which also makes finding a match for myself difficult. But it makes me an honest trustworthy person.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Watching it. Almost studying it. Participating when I remember to. I enjoy my job. Lately my friends and I have started getting more outdoors, kayaking and biking and such.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Driving, listening, making folk laugh, being shy, Bad Company 2 Vietnam, making myself available, not being able to spell, saving, fucking up a good thing by being myself, being curious, Gran Turismo, picking up what you're putting down. I'm perceptive too a fault. Worrying too much.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think my eyes and how thin I am and that i need to eat a sandwich. Lately it's been my's getting pretty grizzly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My four childhood favorite movies are Legend, The Labyrinth, Willow, and Unico in the Island of Magic.

I will update this section to the now as there are too many to list: Giant Bomb, The Princess Bride, Sherlock Holmes, Marvel movies, 8 Simple Rules, How I Met Your Mother, Initial D, Opeth, Mars Volta, Dead Letter Circus, Sevendust, Chicken Alfredo, Chick Filet mmmm, Jager, any game from Rockstar, Bad Company 2 don't want to witness the carnage that the Skinny Rage is capable of. It's frightening. Assassins Creed Black Flag, Diablo 3, Splinter Cell Blacklist, EDF 2025, Dragon's Dogma..again.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A shitty pair of flip flops, a chain wallet, aviators, a good video game, the river, tasty eats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I shouldn't. Or I don't know..maybe I should be. Life and not taking it for granted. Why I enjoy the music that I do. And how fantastical the next game I'm looking forward to will be. Why the weeds in my yard are such a pain in my ass. I think deeply. I like to understand things fully and problem solve efficiently. Why I'm so perceptive. Everything...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Laying low. Playing a game or watching a movie to relax. Possibly alcoholic beverages. Have dinner out or head to a buddy's house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Anything really. If you've got the balls to ask..I'll have the balls to answer.
You should message me if
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If you think you can best me in Gran Turismo. Hasn't been done.

You know where my shirt is from.

You like RC51s..

I'm looking for a lady to pal around with. Someone that brushes their teeth and bathes regularly. Down to earth. Thinks about others..not just yourself. Someone that isn't afraid to communicate their feelings whether it be physically or with words.

If you're interested.

Also forgive my "shirtless pics". I don't typically take pictures of myself and when I'm with friends and cameras it's usually on the river..I'm kind of a river rat.