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23 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 26
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Full figured
Not at all
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Just your average handsome well read animal loving scuba diving geek.

I have just finished moving from london, and am currently a marine biology student and work at a cruelty free pet adoption (best thing to get paid for ever).

I like to relax and take things easy. I’m a big reader and film fan. I’m writing a webcomic, and in my spare time can usually be found doing that, or just chilling on a sofa somewhere. I am looking for a woman that doesn't mind a little geeking out.

I try and live life with passion, hence why being crushed or eaten is going to be a job hazard (sharks will be sharks after all) but so long as I am doing what I love it doesn't matter to me in the slightest. That and to be honest there was like a 50-50 chance of that happening anyway.

I am a feminist. I have too many female friends not to see there is still a lot of inequality when it comes to gender.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Marine Biology is my passion. I am hoping that, one day I can study life in a deep sea trench. I guess most of what I do is to aid that in the long run.

In the mean time I am living in LA doing what I can when I can. I am working on a first aid qualification so I can upgrade my scuba license and volunteer to dive at the aquarium of the pacific.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Science, baking, writing and making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My freckles. The amount of gay men who have hit on me because of it is astounding. Not exactly my target audience but I take it as a compliment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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As far as films and TV go, I like pretty much anything by the Cohen brothers, Tarantino or Judd Apatow. Oh and Pixar, Marvel...y'know really anything owned by disney. For a giant evil corporation they have a pretty solid product.

I like to watch Game of Thrones, Modern Family, Boardwalk Empire, Archer, Venture bros, Metalocolypse, Clone high, Invader zim, Star Trek and Black Adder. Steven Universe universe and Gravity falls rules. I mean I could go on really.

My favourite books include To Kill a Mockingbird, Uncle Tom’s Cabin, Death of a Salesman (OK, that one’s technically a play), and pretty much anything pulp sci-fi. Ciaphas Cain top among them.

For comics there's Y:the last man, squee, deadpool, green lantern, transmetropolitan, prophet, saga, and maus just to name a few. I have a weakness for historical or biographical comics.

I like rock, metal, punk, ska. all sorts really. Oh, and that old timey lounge music… Makes me want to sip a gin and tonic and melt into a leather sofa. I have recently discovered daft punk and that is pretty awesome

Favorite food is Chinese although I do love a good burger.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends
the internet
Chinese food
scuba diving
good conversation/pancakes/conversations about pancakes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, history and science are all high up on the list but mostly sharks. Sharks are cool.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie or reading. I prefer a night in to clubbing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was little and Ash released Butterfree some salt water may or may not have exited my extremely masculine tear ducts
You should message me if
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If you prefer movies and pizza to clubbing.
If you play the piano or the violin
If your hair is blue or green. Basically my kryptonite.