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26 M Los Angeles, CA

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6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
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My self-summary
"ωηατ τηε hełł ιs τηατ?"
She asks
"Maybe somethiñg... trying to force it's way into our wørld..."

San francisco native, so just know i got a splash of norcal hippy in me, but its mixed with something macabre. Find me chilling in the forest reveling in the texture of it all or splashing about in natural hot spring. Or maybe im indulging my dark side at some gothy music show like Xavier wulf or Sun O)))
What I’m doing with my life
Wishing sεαρùnκ wasnt dead. I want more dolphin themed techno!

Transending this reality 😨

Crossfit erry dæ
I’m really good at
Gēττιń ψέīrd
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably this silly leather Doses hat I wear all the time... Making me look like a thugged out white boi. 😣
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
soundcloud: vaporwave, witchhouse, ghettogoth, dark deep trappy shit

on my itunes: metal, hardcore, indie and most of all psycheadelic rock.

lets go to a show. :)

I mostly just read National Geographic to look for boobies on the natives. But also some post modern theory stuff like Foucault or anthropology shit like Lévi-Strauss

MOVIES: Shame, Drive, and Enter the Void. I also tend to like movies by werner herzog or nicolas wending refn or sofia coppola and old 70s road movies. Like 2 lane black top or vanishing point and easy rider. Also anime. I geek out about that shit.

I wax poetic about food...😍
buché and cabeza tacos from the taco truck down the street, gummy bears (only Haribo! No other bear can compare) morcilla, cacio e pepe, haring brodje met uien, kibbling, and anything else from a Dutch fish market, virtually any meat that is traditionally paired with either chimichurri or béarnaise sauce. Uni, raw oysters. for breakfast: the infamous "hang-town fry" (bacon oyster omlete from san francisco) and a dirty martini. For comfort: a Sunny side up egg over buttered white rice with a side of sweet plantains. Açai bowls with banana and granola, Shrimp har gow (dim sum). Phô/boat noodles/ramen. andddd last but pretty much most of all, ripe, yellow peaches still warm from the sun.

(Does raspberry flavor chia seed kombucha count? You kinda have to chew it...)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
70s camper vans

Why is it so much easier to find chia seed kombucha in San Francisco than LA? I thought people hear were suppose to be health conscious! 😒

La diablita
On a typical Friday night I am
Writing erotic Battlestar galatica fan fiction. (jokes tho)

Tumblr! (Lets trade gifs! 😅)

Occasionally though I can be found in a dark venue listening to low, slow feel-it-in-your-chest bass music and getting down. Feel me?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a bit of a geek! I nerd out about: japanese culture (ramen and a satoshi kon movie ne1?) roman history (actually European history in general... Lets talk slavic migrations in the 7th century Byzantine balkens! 😍) lastly, post-modernism (your mom said i was meta)

Also, I am xXhardcoreXx about parkour. (I know, its so 2006 but if u wanna see something rad, ask me to tumble for you...)

I am terrible at spelling. What can i say? i was dislexic as a kid! Dont judge tho, I'm no dummy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to tour the southwest in a VW Westphalia camper van and end up at austin psyche fest to see the brian jonestown massacre! (Seriously. I need another person to take up a seat in this thing...)

U typ liek dis. Nrml splln iz ovrrætd.

You have a dark side

If you got strong legs. I need someone to help me move a sofa.

You wanna ride a dolphin or have washout pastel blue/teal/turquoise hair

You want to workout crossfit style together.

You can twerk

Do NOT message me if:

your answer to the "most private thing you're willing to admit" question was "I'm on this site! Lol" or some variation there of. It's not clever. Every airhead on this site thinks she's being funny or some shit by saying that. If you only knew how common you sound...

You say on your profile that you believe in karma. Fyi Karma is a bullshit system of oppression in Hinduism designed to justify the subjugation of "untouchables" in the hindu caste system. So if you some middle class white girl thinking u a free spirt and that spreading love around the world or whatever will bring you good karma, then you dont know what the fuck karma means. Im not an asshole, seriously but too many people throw that word around and dont know anything about it. Ask me if you wanna know more. I know i sound like a dick right now and i get that people just havent had a chance to learn about it...