RyderD
28 Los Angeles, CA
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My self-summary
Things my friends have said about me:
"You smart. You real smart..."

"Wtf! Ryder wont let me eat pico de gallo in his van! Its not even nice back here bruh!"

Ethical non-monogamist, Poly.

looking for the favela cinderella.
What I’m doing with my life
Finding the best spots to take grafiti angel wing pics. Hit me up if you wanna make your instagram even worse!!!
I’m really good at
history

geography

critiquing artwork

finding symbolism in films

Cooking french food

Bodywork

Making ur kitty cry😹
The first things people usually notice about me
Always flexing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: moody trap, new rap, southern rap, vaporwave, aloewave, seapunk(R.I.P.🐬) contemporary psychedelic rock like the Black Angles, the Truckfighters, Royal Thunder or Electric Wizard, metalcore, hardcore, japanese melodic metal, 80s new wave like the talking heads and the cars, plus i have a nostalgic love for Brand New

Books: Foreign Affairs and the Economist magazine. stuff by Kazuo Ishiguro or Haruki Murakami, also the Martian, Hyperion, Those Who Wish Me Dead, and a bunch of non-fiction history shit.

MOVIES: Victoria, ex machina, It Follows, '71, Shame, Drive, Enter the Void, Spring Breakers, Perfect Blue (r.i.p. Satoshi Kon), Breaking the Waves,
I also tend to like movies by werner herzog or nicolas wending refn or sofia coppola, lars von trier, and old 70s road movies. Like 2 lane black top, Zabrisky Point, and Vanishing Point. Also anime. Lots of anime. I geek out about that shit.

Food: i can cook. but unf. dont get me started. If you offered me *really expensive caviar or a blowjob i'd FOR SURE take the caviar. No question.
The six things I could never do without
Bumper plates and oly bars,
soundcloud
my audible account
a foam roller
A sharp knife
My dick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Camper vans🌾

🐁But ωαiτ, ωe all gna dιe τho🐁
^ and other things having to do with nihilism.
On a typical Friday night I am
🌑sleeping🌑
⭐️unwinding⭐️
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i took a year and a half of ballet in college. i say it was to meet girls, but really i just wanted to dance like keven bacon.
You should message me if
☁️You wanna get wet☁️

You know what seapunk was (R.I.P.)

You are pretty ironic about everything.

But lets be real, girls never message boys here so im not getting my hopes up. Besides, cultural convention dictates that boys must inundate the inbox of every mildy attractive woman on here with blatant propositions for sex, vague impersonal complements she's heard a thousand times, and poorly shot penis nudes. Well, when in Rome...
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