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  • Ages 19–30
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6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Mostly non-monogamous
My self-summary
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When in Rome we shall do as the Romans do, when in hell we do shots at the bar.

Grew up in the Bay. California native. Live in LA. Both are alright.

I like strong independent women, preferably who read often, who know what it is to have a consistant aesthetic, and who have stong opinions. B nice if you could dance too. Maybe on that weird shit.
What I’m doing with my life
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Finding the best spots to take grafiti angel wing pics. Hit me up if you wanna make your basic instagram even worse!!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
history. Specifically ancient, but also 19th/20century pre/post war. Im a bit of a geek about it. Currently fixated on the history of Christianity and finding the subtle disagreements about the nature of Jesus' divinty fascinating and also totally ridiculous. Religion is weird. How do ppl even believe that shit?

Running my mouth


critiquing artwork

finding symbolism in films

Cooking french food


Making ur pretty-kitty weep. 💦😹
The first things people usually notice about me
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that they are oddly aroused by my distinctive musk. men too. honestly im not trying to do this. its becoming a chore really. fending off all these unwarranted advances
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: moody trap, new rap, southern rap, vaporwave, aloewave, seapunk(R.I.P.🐬) contemporary psychedelic rock like the Black Angles or graveyard or Truckfighters or Electric Wizard, metalcore, hardcore, japanese melodic metal, 80s new wave like the talking heads and the cars, plus i have a nostalgic love for Brand New and most other early 2000's emo.

I used to read National Geographic to look for budding breasts on teenage natives but then teacher said i was a sicko so now i read a lot of science fiction and nonfiction politics/history or other sciency shit.

recently read: the Buried Giant, Hyperion, the Foundation Trilogy, The Road, the Golem and the Jini, the Martian, Sex At Dawn, the Accidental Super Power, The Long Shadow (history of the Great War and the mark it left on the 20th century)

MOVIES: ex machina, Scream, It Follows, '71, Shame, Drive, Enter the Void, Spring Breakers, Children of Men, nymphomaniac, I also tend to like movies by werner herzog or nicolas wending refn or sofia coppola, lars von trier, and old 70s road movies. Like 2 lane black top, Zabrisky Point, and Vanishing Point. Also anime. I geek out about that shit.

Food: i can cook. but unf. dont get me started. If you offered me caviar or a blowjob i'd FOR SURE take the caviar. No question. ALSO, (if this makes u wet... in the mouth we'd get along) soft yellow pillows of uni dripping their briny goo over a thick bite-sized square of raw wagu beef wrapped loosely, taco style if you will, in toasted nori and a bitter shizo leaf.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bumper plates and oly bars,
my audible account
a foam roller
A sharp knife
My dick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
🌾70s camper vans🌾

🐁But ωαiτ, ωe all gna dιe τho🐁
^ and other things having to do with nihilism.

Is vaporwave☁️/aloewave🌱/seapunk🐬really dead?

🍆is my snapchat feed an appropreate place to post nudes? what about tinder moments?

❄️La diablita❄️
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i took a year and a half of ballet in college. i say it was to meet girls, but really i just wanted to dance like keven bacon.
You should message me if
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☁️You wanna get wet☁️

You know what seapunk was (R.I.P.)

You are pretty ironic about everything.

You aren't basic.

But lets be real, girls never message boys here so im not getting my hopes up. Besides, cultural convention dictates that boys must inundate the inbox of every mildy attractive woman on here with blatant propositions for sex, vague impersonal complements she's heard a thousand times, and poorly shot penis nudes. Well, when in Rome... Hope ur ready to see my dick.