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30 Manchester, UK Man


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  • Ages 20–30
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My Details

Last Online
Nov 28
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and very serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a bit goth, cyber and metal as far as silly cliques go.

I am unique. I know everyone says this, but it's actually true! Honest. Perhaps "weird" would be right, but I would say the good kind of weird.

I'm generally quiet and thoughtful, I prefer to listen, though I can also discuss stuff at length if I'm interested.

I enjoy vulgarity, absurdity, wit, irony and sick jokes. And zombies.

I enjoy discussing politics, religion, life, the universe and everything.

I like hugs more than kisses.

I am hate-filled, slightly Byronic, unholy, and totally lovely.
What I’m doing with my life
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I now live in Manchester! I have a job, but I'm going to start an MPhil in September.

I plan on teaching, or editing, writing and directing fiction and documentaries and launching myself into that world. I also want to write one play in my lifetime (a black metal musical at that!), and maybe a couple of comics.

Occasionally I go to festivals, concerts and foreign countries and the like, where I sneer at all the people who seem to have more fun than me, shaking my fist at them bitterly. I like an adventure to shake things up once in a while, you only live once.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, writing and gender-bending, apparently.

I play guitar, keyboards and sing (unpleasantly). Everything comes out sounding tortured and doom-laden, which is precisely how I intended it, honest. I like music composition and taught myself for all of it!

Also, I rule at headbanging, but do it sparingly to protect my neck.

I have recently rediscovered cooking. I'm a good cook, but I usually can't be bothered unless I have someone to impress! I like hot and spicy food, I eat meat but I mainly eat veggie.

I'm also really good with pretty much anything where I use my hands; massaging, sculpting, doodling crap, it's all good!

Arguing and articulating my thoughts.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair.

Holy crap, I'm a guy!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: God is not Great by Christopher Hitchens was a good read. Various comics by Alan Moore and Garth Ennis appeal to me. I've just got a load of books by China Miéville, Dan Abnett, Orwell and Lovecraft.

Movies: I could fill this with a massive list, but I'll spare you. Ghostbusters is my favourite film, and my tastes are quite ubiquitous thereafter. Lots of science fiction, action and horror. Sunshine, Children of Men, Predator, 28 Days Later, the first three Die Hard films (the fourth is so awful that merely thinking about it makes me sick in my mouth).

Music: the most extreme forms of metal to dance music to orchestral stuff. Middle of the road Rock and such tend not to do it for me, I'd much prefer to choreograph my hair to some aggrotech or black metal. I am probably an aficionado of industrial death metal. My three favourite bands are Anaal Nathrakh, Fear Factory and The Prodigy. If you know and like one out of those three, great, two out of three, awesome, three, well, that's some mighty fine taste you got there.

Here's what I listen to:

Food: Curry, pizzas, thai, italian, meat, veggie stuff. I like a lot of food. I even went to New York for a pizza once, now there is a story...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art, friends, family (including pets), computers, chocolate, sexual deviancy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Writing, drawing, making music, humans, religion, philosophy, computer games, shiny clothes.

I also tend to spend too much time thinking about what I should be doing rather than doing it, I'm attempting to fix that one. I am developing a system of chaotic philosophy to apply to life and it's got some interesting consequences.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my friends. We watch a lot of films, go out to "alternative" clubs, that sort of thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to admit private things to strangers.
You should message me if
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You've got something to say.

You want to discuss nerd stuff, metal, religion or philosophy. Or hair. :P