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Ryebreadd

45 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Among my charismatic attributes: I am not dead.

I am durable and impact resistant. I fit into corners easily and can defend you with rocks or empty beer cans against unwanted attacking fringe elements. I will not stare at the clothes while they go round and round in the drier for extended periods and compare you karmicly to Trader Joe's Bread Pudding...

I love watching the great Spanish Bulls of Sunshine that roll end over end down the broad streets of a fine and lazy summers day in the city.

I love smelling time in good dark soil, drinking living water, listening loudly and talking softly, and the tiny yellow punk rocker flowers in the grass giving you the finger as you jimmy-up to your work-a-day 9-5 job.

I can stand hip high in streams for years.

I like to watch the paper worn loosers in the sports section from last weeks edition tumble across a strangers path, deeper visitations of ART and art, looking for someone special with a warm heart who is ready to take that long donkey ride out of town with another emotionaly available animal--(uhhh, that would be me, the biped).

Among other things, I am a writer, designer, musician, fools prayer, romantic (both hopeless and otherwise), playful, honest, politically incorrect, and both wild and warm at heart. Among my friends are kindred eccentrics, runaway face fountains, select wheelie-barrow buroughed braniacs, folklaureate-jawed trowels, and stones throw poets. Flakes, tiny tone liars, or superfluous goddess pageant glitter by number narcissistic personality juntas just annoy me (you know who you are....then again maybe you dont--- damn, where is that icon engineer!? )

I am looking for a woman with humor, arms and legs, an ability to out run the cops, or at least clean the doughnut off their faces while under pressure. Active or reactive creativity, whatever you call it, or at least an interest in the arts. Your own spirituality. Playfulness.

I'm looking for a writer or other artist or someone else entirely, who is shacking up in this wild world... to partner with and to latch onto one another with so tightly that we smother eachother completely (Ha! Just checking if you are actually reading all this). Seriously enough though, being in the fold of a breadth, warmth and width from a shared partnership... now that does sound like a fine idea....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writingwritingwritingwritingwritingwriting.

Ok, I'm back. Water always helps the stuttering. Writing childrens stories (published next year), poetry and other heavier that air word witch wicker balloons. Design. Working in my business Beethoven's Gutter Works - a residential work collective supporting music education in East Bay public schools, making stuff, writing (last time, promise), sliding on my belly in the warm Tomales Bay mud (a spiritual ritual).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staring down mean street crow toughs flocked out on a wire, giving dog massages, taking the ego out the back and shooting it, when necessary.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes. That I have since learned to peel bananas.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Recently I like a lot of classic literature. Camus, Henery Miller, Snyder, Baudelarie, etc.

Music: Radiohead, Les Negres Verts, Mano Negra, Pixies, Chibbo Matto, The Boredomes, The Corn Horny Honk Donkeys, See Feel, Flaming Lips, Chemical brothers, Ween, Doors, Fat Freddy's Drop, anything on Nightmares on Wax, Ninja tune or Warp labels, etc.

Movies: Blade Runner, emelie, the piano, anything by derrek jarman, The Sadest Music in the World, Les Amans du Point Neuf, Gitanes, Akira, Anything by Wonkar Wei, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Watching young white people from the suburbs hi five- yo, you ma Niggazz!!!! ( never looses it's entertainment value), beer bubbles, sexy wispers, my imagunation, music that sounds best played off the back of a horse drawn cart in Romania.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existential glitter, spiritual cabnetmaking, maintaining humanity in an world of reckless pursuit, Love.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night, yes, "I AM".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not exactally person that I have made myself out to be here. There is less, there is more.
You should message me if
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You want to speak to the manager; have a keen eye for avoiding those with sleep in their bellies; If you are lucky, or just want to get that way; appreciate intelegence and wit, with side orders eccentricity; if you appreciate tangible loyalty and flakeless friendship; if you Lick art very much thankyou; or enjoy adventure squirling on the weekends, and of course penguin drawings. If you are still forgiving people; cultivating your truth and meaning; are still willing to take a chance. If you are still really single! IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A WARM HEART AS WELL AS A WARM BED. If you are not ready to "go quietly into that goodnight".