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33 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:33am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from two-year college
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh, hi! Come in and make yourself at home. What took you so long? I was totally expecting you last week ;)

Oh, I was supposed to write about me here, almost forgot. So, let's proceed to self PR campaign:
Well, I am the good kind, you know? Smart, nice, cute, whole nine yards. Do you happen to like cheese? Well, you are in luck then, because I make the best cheese on the block which means I might or might not originally be from Wisconsin. But don't worry, I am not planning on going back there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
It's easier to tell what am I NOT doing. Like right now I am NOT going out on a date with you. We need to fix that asap, I think.

But if you want a list, I guess I can come up with something here.

I totally rock my 9-5 job as a software engineer (well, my linkedin actually sound fancier than that, but who cares, right?).
I just got my passport, went to get some sunshine in Mexico right away (still peeling, please remind me to put on more sunscreen next time ;)) and am planning to abuse the f**ck out of that little blue book in near future. Totally need a companion to go to Victoria BC this spring, wanna tag along?
Oh, also I do hot yoga. For fun. I am surprised myself, don't judge, please.

And regular stuff - taking pictures with my badass DSLR, reading, watching netflix (don't tell anyone ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being eaten by my 2 bearded dragons. I am slightly afraid that one day I wake up and they suddenly grew up to a size of a Saint Bernard overnight. That would have been an unfortunate ending...

But if seriously (you gotta be really serious on this site, right?) - I am good at fixing pretty much anything. or, honestly - googling how to fix anything. Wanna try me? Is your cat's automatic feeder that also does dishes and irons clothes broken? Give me 10 minutes and that baby will be as good as new. It might obtain a total new quality of making heart shaped ice cubes after I fix it, but who cares if it makes it better, right?

Oh, and I give mean foot massages. I can get referrals upon request :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I'm mostly into Fantasy books.

Movies: I pretty much like all genres but the ones that make you think at the end are my favorite.

Music: I'm a fan of electronic music, mainly Progressive Trance and Breakbeat. I also enjoy alternative and rock.

TV: Sci-Fi, Comedies, and Documentaries are my go to.

Food: I'm usually adventurous enough to try most any food. If you want to get to my heart, it's through beer (or tequila) boiled brats. I am from Wisconsin, what can I say? Lately I've been enjoying Thai, sushi, and Indian food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Funny socks
Towel. Always bring a towel
Home delivery of toilet paper
Red underwear
Chubby puppies
Ability to count to 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Getting a maid so I can concentrate on the fun parts of being an adult.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
But honestly, who has a typical Friday night? I am not a party animal, but also not a stranger to some fun. Even if it's cuddling on the couch. Especially if it's cuddling on the couch. ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own a Christmas sweater with a pattern featuring reindeer having sex.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wish to obtain a knowledge about how to cure hiccups. I am not young anymore, and feel a burden to share this sacred information with someone in case something horrible happens.

If you want to go on the most awesome date you've ever been on, next Tuesday. We are going to be riding unicorns, so be prepared.