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Rynord

25 M Birmingham, AL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:32am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly), French (Poorly), Serbian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Just gonna start off and say I'm a weirdo. I literally study dead people and read about it constantly.

I'm slowly becoming an archaeologist (finally).
I (oddly enough) TA for Sociology at UAB.
I ref the Tragic City Rollers (local roller derby team)
I brew beer and make other things that taste great.
I know my way around a kitchen and cook most of my meals.
I have 4 tattoos.
I ride my bike everywhere.
I'm pretty weird.

I love going out with friends, and staying in with friends.
I like friends I guess.

I prefer soups over salads.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm studying/working at UAB, enjoying my hobbies, planning trips and going out for drinks. I love discussing the ways and mores of society.

Watching really really bad movies with friends or alone.

If none of this works out I'll probably just become ODB and re-up with Wu-Tang and do real gangsta' shit.
I’m really good at
As far as hobbies, I pick them up. Peak as far as I can get without it getting expensive. Then drop it. I then pick it up at a later time when it comes in handy.

I'm kinda sorta maybe an expert on Romani people. The most useless talent ever in alabama.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look nothing like Will Smith.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books are:
Currently reading:
Laboratory Life by Latour and Wooglar
Demonic Males: Origins of human violence by Wrangham and Peterson
Stumbling Towards Truth by DeVita
Laboratory Life: an anthropologists lab experience
Origin of Totalitarianism by Hannah Arendt (She's kind of my homegirl.)
Movies:
*Taxi Driver
*Return of The Jedi (sans ewoks)
*One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
*The Fly
*Hedwig and the Angry Inch
*South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut (quite literally my comfort movie and watch it all the time, no shame in my game)
Television:
*The Simpsons (I'm pretty obsessed and quote it often)
*Arrested Development
*Kids in the Hall
*American Dad!
*Bob's Burgers
*Star Trek TNG, DS9 and TOS
*Home Movies (I have every episode, let's watch it)
*Frisky Dingo
*The HitchHiker's Guide (Movie, books, BBC show, and the radio dramas)
Music:
"Royals" by Lorde over and over and over
The six things I could never do without
Hydrogen
Helium
Carbon
Oxygen
Nitrogen
and the internet (reddit, even though it sucks).

Optionally Serotonin and dopamine.

For real though the answer is Surin's coconut soup.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how amazing everything is.
How behavior is basically chemical reactions and teachings.

Also, did you know that slime mold has memory and can solve problems to a degree.
On a typical Friday night I am
Outside or inside.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really good at identifying voice-over actors.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to. I would message me. I'd message me so hard.

However if you message me you have to tell me what important part of history would you travel back in time to see.