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28 Kansas City, MO Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:16pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like lists:

I'm Ryan.
Im a Gemini if that matters to you...
I'm hemophobic.
I'm coulrophobic.
I'm aeroacrophobic.
I love the ellipsis.
I love the oxford comma.
I want to play the banjo.
I don't care what you look like with your shirt off.
There's one word that makes me want to vomit (and I will not say it).
Please don't touch my bellybutton.
I write a lot.
I hate hot tubs because it's like sitting in someone's mouth.
Large glass objects make me nervous.
I'm offended by OkCupid's belief that I'm "more sex driven" or "more kinky" when I'm really the complete opposite.
I want to record a folk/indie/punk/pop/blues/alternative country album (Can't decide. I just write a lot of songs)
I want to write a novel.
I love daisies.
Halloween is my favorite day of the year.
I have the attention span of a bumblebee.
I consider myself to be quite spontaneous
I could lay in bed and read a book any day of the week.
Certain shades of blue make me nauseous.
I love karaoke, but I have to have a couple of drinks in me or I'll get too technical.
I'm an open book.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and sleeping. I also tend to do a lot of laundry at the worst possible times.

I'm finally going to break down and buy running shoes. That's something, right?

12/7/14 - still haven't purchased those running shoes.

Moving back to LA summer of '15. Finally.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trusting my intuition
I'm a pretty awesome dancer, guys
Giving inanimate objects commentary

I don't know?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically? I think the #1 thing I hear are compliments about my eyes.
Also, a Japanese family in Los Angeles once thought I was Elijah Wood.

I think I have a pretty sunny disposition. I've been called a "fresh breath of air" and "whimsical". That being said, I was also approached at a bar once by a tall black man in a sweater vest named Brandon who proceeded to tell me that I had a "bitch face". So...I'm not sure about anything anymore.

Brandon and I are friends now.

....He still calls me "bitch face"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Everything I read. Some I like more than others, but I automatically love everything I read that can take me to another place for a while. My favorite book is "White Oleander"

Movies: The original (1984) A Nightmare On Elm Street is hands down my favorite movie of all time. I also enjoy the other ones as well. I'm also a huuuuge fan of a Scream series. Apparently I like horror movies. I also love the Christopher Guest movies (Best In Show is my favorite).

Television: Dead Like Me is my favorite....but it was cancelled years ago. I don't really put much emphasis on television these days.

Music? Oh, boy. Jenny Lewis is my all time favorite singer/songwriter (I did get her lyrics tattooed on my body), she's also, of course, a part of Rilo Kiley and Jenny and Johnny, both of which I love as well. Other than Miss. Jenny...
First Aid Kit, Neko Case, (older) Tegan and Sara, Chris Garneau, The Distillers, Letters To Cleo, Alexz Johnson, The Get Up Kids, Schuyler Fisk, Brandi Carlile, Eisley, Hole, Courtney Love, Bright Eyes, Imogen Heap, Fiona Apple, The Sounds, Basia Bulat, anything from the 90s, Dashboard Confessional, Katy Rose, Lights, Of Verona, Sebastien Grainger, and so on and so forth.

Food? I'm a vegetarian. I'll eat anything that doesn't have meat in or around it, but I'm not absurd about it. I won't eat anything that has been given life in a Disney movie. Eat all the meat in front of me as you want! I don't care one bit. Just don't get crazy and throw a slab of ribs at my head. If you put an olive in front of my face I'll probably slap it out, scream, and run away with my hands above my head. That shit is nasty. Oh, and cottage cheese freaks me out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Song lyrics
What my album would sound like
How much I want to live at 1428 Genesse Los Angeles, CA
What my novel would be about
Nostalgic things

A lot. I'm definitely in my head most of the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My weekends are a series of new adventures (hopefully).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Spice Girls.
You should message me if
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You're non-judgmental, creative, passionate, funny, sweet, spontaneous, up for an adventure at any given moment, honest, daring, compassionate, and the big spoon.

Message me if you are the kind of guy who would be OK with going out on a Saturday night or totally fine with staying in and watching television shows solely about puppies (It's called "Too Cute!") I mean, I love puppies...You can go out if you want, but don't get mad if I choose the puppies. Oh, and don't get mad if you come home drunk and piss me off for disrupting my personal puppy party. Just kiss me on the forehead and go to bed. I'll be in as soon as the show is over to demand a cuddle session and tell you to brush your damn teeth because your mouth tastes like alcohol.

In reality, message me if you're a good guy. Respect those around you. Love your mama, animals, adventure, and have a positive outlook on life.