Im a Gemini (if that matters to you)
I love the ellipsis.
I love the oxford comma.
I want to play the banjo.
I don't care what you look like with your shirt off.
There's one word that makes me want to vomit (and I will not say it).
Please don't touch my bellybutton.
I write a lot.
I hate hot tubs because it's like sitting in someone's mouth.
Large glass objects make me nervous.
I want to record a folk/indie/punk/pop/blues/alternative country album (Can't decide. I just write a lot of songs)
I want to write a novel.
I love daisies.
Halloween is my favorite day of the year.
I have the attention span of a bumblebee.
I consider myself to be quite spontaneous
I could lay in bed and read a book any day of the week.
Certain shades of blue make me nauseous.
I love karaoke bars
I'm an open book.
I'm a pretty awesome dancer, guys
Giving inanimate objects commentary
I don't know?
Also, a Japanese family in Los Angeles once thought I was Elijah Wood.
I think I have a pretty sunny disposition. I've been called a "fresh breath of air" and "whimsical". That being said, I was also approached at a bar once by a giant man in a sweater vest named Brandon who proceeded to tell me that I had a "bitch face". So...I'm not sure about anything anymore.
Brandon and I are friends now.
....He still calls me "bitch face"
Movies: The original (1984) A Nightmare On Elm Street is hands down my favorite movie of all time. I also enjoy the other ones as well. I'm also a huuuuge fan of a Scream series. Apparently I like horror movies. I also love the Christopher Guest movies (Best In Show is my favorite).
Television: 90s sitcoms and Dead Like Me and Veronica Mars.Cancelled or no longer airing, of course. Rats.
Music? Oh, boy. Jenny Lewis is my all time favorite singer/songwriter (I did get her lyrics tattooed on my body), she's also, of course, a part of Rilo Kiley and Jenny and Johnny, both of which I love as well. Other than Miss. Jenny...
First Aid Kit, Neko Case, (older) Tegan and Sara, Chris Garneau, The Distillers, Letters To Cleo, Alexz Johnson, The Get Up Kids, Schuyler Fisk, Brandi Carlile, Eisley, Hole, Courtney Love, Bright Eyes, Imogen Heap, Fiona Apple, The Sounds, Basia Bulat, anything from the 90s, Dashboard Confessional, Katy Rose, Lights, Of Verona, Sebastien Grainger, and so on and so forth.
Food? I'm a vegetarian. I'll eat anything that doesn't have meat in or around it, but I'm not absurd about it. I won't eat anything that has been given life in a Disney movie. Eat all the meat in front of me as you want! I don't care one bit. Just don't get crazy and throw a slab of ribs at my head. If you put an olive in front of my face I'll probably slap it out, scream, and run away with my hands above my head. That shit is nasty. Same goes for mushrooms.
How much I want to live at 1428 Genesse Los Angeles, CA
A lot. I'm definitely in my head most of the time.
Message me if you are the kind of guy who would be OK with going out on a Saturday night or totally fine with staying in and watching television shows solely about puppies (It's called "Too Cute!") I mean, I love puppies...You can go out if you want, but don't get mad if I choose the puppies. Oh, and don't get mad if you come home drunk and piss me off for disrupting my personal puppy party. Just kiss me on the forehead and go to bed. I'll be in as soon as the show is over to demand a cuddle session and tell you to brush your damn teeth because your mouth tastes like alcohol.
In reality, message me if you're a good guy. Respect those around you. Love your mama, animals, adventure, and have a positive outlook on life.