Welcome and congratulations! You've passed the first test, you've managed to pry your eyes away from my pictures long enough to notice there are words down here!

I'm a huge geek! I love D&D, Star Craft, cosplay, anime, Star Wars, Star Trek, Firefly... other stuff I can't think of right now. I can lose myself for hours reading Reddit and 4-chan; I'm the biggest Star Wars fanatic you'll meet! ..that's female. I've read every SW novel, up to Vector Prime, and like to rant for hours about how important Chewbacca's role really was!!! I'm also an artist. I used to work for Sony as Tech Support for PS3, so, I know pretty much everything there is to know about that forsaken machine!

My perfect day: sitting on the veranda with a steamy cup of Earl of Grey, with cream and sugar from a bone china teacup; the temperature drops slightly as a crash of thunder sounds overhead, sending a cool downpour sprinkling the ground and misting the air with the clean, signature scent of fresh rain. Perhaps instrumental music or a melancholy piano plays softly in the background, or my feline companion slinks from the shadows and grazes his ebon body against my leg, seeking comfort as he satisfies his curiosity of the storm.

I started as an art major in college, but decided to do something more useful with a higher chance for success and a better rate-of-pay. I still do art commissions professionally, here's a link to my gallery. http://ryvienna.deviantart.com

If I were to describe myself as a food I'd be stew, because I'm chunky and hot!

I've almost completed my master-plan for survival in the impending Zompocalypse, there are several holes in the plan, but it's nearing completion. I've also been working on an economic recovery plan for Mexico; I've played enough StarCraft that I'm bound to succeed, mexicans are like the Zerg, right? (I'm not racist, I'm funny.)

Trolling n00bz
Cooking
Wasting time
make-up
video games (somewhat)
Pirating
Confusing people

My eyes
"Oh look, a goth.."
my breasts
My height

Books:
Searching for Dragons, The Hobbit, The Oath, Monster, Belgarath the Sorcerer, Polgara the Sorceress, The Mallorean, The Belgariad, Dragonlance Legends, Dragonlance Chronicles, Star Wars: Jedi Apprentice, Darth Maul: Shadow Hunter, Dealing with Dragons, Taming Of The Shrew, Harry Potter series, The Chronicles of Narnia, Lord Of The Rings, Of Mice and Men, Wicked, The Zombie Survival Guide, Firestarter, The Xanthe novels by Piers Anthony, Full dark no stars, Tales of the bounty hunters, World War Z

Music:
Miyavi, Radiohead, Amy Lee, Disturbed, Disciple, "Weird Al"
Yankovic, Metallica, Classical music, Flogging Molly, Josh
Groban, Paramore, "Weird Al"
Yankovic, Linkin Park, Coheed and Cambria, Bon Jovi, The
Yoshida Brothers, reliant K, "Weird Al"
Yankovic, Breaking Benjamin, Elvis Presley,
Marylin Manson, Follow Thru, Yoyo Ma, "Weird Al"
Yankovic, Ink Dot Boy, Lucia Micarelli,
P!nk, Queen, U2, "Weird Al"
Yankovic, Weezer, Sick Puppies

Movies:
The Karate Kid, Memoirs of a Geisha, Unleashed, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Shaun of the Dead, Star Wars, I AM LEGEND, The Dark Crystal, Hook, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Monenoke, Spirited Away, Rain Man, X-men: First Class, Paul, Jurassic Park (the first more than the others, but I'll still watch the others. I saw the first in theatres about seven times.), Princess Bride, The 5th Element, The Last Samurai, Hero, The Shawshank Redemption, Hot Fuzz, Alien, Pirates of the Caribbean (the first one more than the rest), Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog, Repo: The Genetic Opera, Phantom of the Opera, The Fifth Element

TV Shows:
House, The Venture Bros, Robot Chicken, Invader Zim, American Dad, FRIENDS, South Park, Misfits, The Walking Dead, Firefly, Doctor Who, Futurama, The Office (british version), Boys Before Flowers (korean version), Bob's Burgers, Game of Thrones, 21 Jump Street, Torchwood, Better off Ted, Red Dwarf

Anime:
Full Metal Alchemist (both series, and the movies), Claymore, Vampire Knight, One Piece, Love Hina, Yakitate Japan, Lucky Star, Stepmother's Sin (yes, I'm aware it's a hentai... but who says a girl can't enjoy a bit of erotica every once in a while?), Mushi

Video Games:
PS3: Borderlands (getting Borderlands 2 on friday!!!), Little Big Planet, Arkham Asylem, Sing Star, Soul Calibur IV (I can't afford V yet)

PC: Diablo III (I've beaten every setting), Starcraft: Broodwar, Starcraft II (can't wait for HotS!!!), League of Legends, Runescape

The internet
Nutella
A good book
Something to do
Someone to love
Something to look forward to

Moose cheese.

Playing games or browsing Reddit.

I think pet-names are demeaning. Whenever anyone calls me something like: dear, sweetie, beautiful, gorgeous, babe, shorty, pumpkin, etc. I get extremely irritated.

You've obtained some moose cheese and you're willing to share it with me. ^_^

Please don't message me if you don't know the difference between "there," "they're, and "their;" "you're," and "your;" and "it's" and "its."