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S-Theory

27 Cedar Park, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Imagination.

Everything that is, has been, and will be.
The potential of mankind is endless and awe-inspiring, and each of us plays a supporting role in a beautifully written masterpiece that is capable of proceeding in one of two ways: comedy, or tragedy.
What will you choose to do with your life?
I live mine to the fullest as often as I can.
I whistle while I work, and sometimes sing.
Recipes? I don't need them. The kitchen is my laboratory, and my tongue is my personal test subject. Most of the time, things turn out quite well. Every so often, however, my tongue becomes angry with me, and holds a grudge for days.
My body is merely the vessel for my mind, which manifests my imagination into my reality.
And so, here I am...

Success! In spectacle, a curiously sociological symbiont, cast surreptitiously as both savior and scapegoat by the sanctions of Sauce. This Salvador, no mere source of sanity, is a superlative of the salus populi, now sallow, sundered. However, this stratified salutation of a bygone salvation stands fortified, and has stood to subdue these savage and sickly sediment stipulating sons, securing the sparsely safe and sheltered sands of serenity. The only solution is sin; a standard held as a sanctum, not in spoils, for the significance and succulence of such shall one day save the selfless and the strong. Surely, this sampler of satire sways most stratospherically, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me S.

This song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bqKciW1wXo
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a Criminal Justice major, working my way through college. My collegiate kicked off with an English/Kinesiology double major, but numerous factors and life events prompted me to change and, unfortunately, put college on hold for a time.
A potential career path has been laid out in front of me; I merely have to place one foot in front of the other, and go for it.
That being said, I am in the process of applying for the Cedar Park Police Department, and am eagerly awaiting the next step!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Like Liam Neeson, I'm a man with a particular set of skills.

Soccer. I've played since I was 4. When you participate in an activity for 21 years, you should hope to be good at it.
Besides soccer...
Many things, but terrible at others.
Example: Writing and cooking. Two very lively hobbies of mine. However, I'm horrible at baking! Pies tend to explode, and I've never attempted to bake a cake.
Instant cookies are fine.
I'm also frighteningly good at picking out inconsistencies in stories or statements. Liars don't like me very much. Neither do debate partners.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually, it's a tie between my goofy demeanor, and my inner-nerddom that catapults itself to my not-so-nerdy looking surface. This becomes evident within moments of holding a conversation with me. I'm better at fixing computers than I am at fixing cars, and I can quote Science Fiction films like no other. Alamo Drafthouse Quotealong, anyone?

This, because Gargamel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IovLk_rEHE
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My Top 5 of each list only reflects my current favorites. I could type up a list that no one will ever read, for fear of hitting old age before making it half way. But, I'll spare you.

Books:
1) Thus Spake Zarathustra
2) Hypnerotomachia Poliphili
3) For Whom the Bell Tolls
4) A Spot of Bother
5) Apathy and Other Small Victories,
Anything by Attanasio, Stephen King, and definitely not Glenn
Beck.
I'm not impressed by people attempting to illustrate their intelligence by spouting off literary selections you would find on any high school AP English reading list. The world is bigger than that.

Movies:
1) Jaws
2) Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
3) A Clockwork Orange
4) Lord of the Rings Trilogy
5) Pi
Movies that make me think. Mindfucks. Cult Classics, and movies that have been banned from their respective countries due to how controversial or disgusting they have been, and still are, perceived to be (ask me about them, and I'll name a few). Comedies, of course! Jim Carrey and Robin Williams, Al Pacino, Nicholas Cage, and Sean Connery are just a few of my favorite actors.

Music: Generally, anything. I tend to lean towards Classic and Alternative Rock, and I'm very selective about the Country I'll listen to, but other than that, put on some beats.
Artists I've been into recently:
1) Vitamin String Quartet (You simply MUST check them out!)
2) Old Crow Medicine Show
3) Gigi D'Agostino
4) Kid Beyond
5) Edward Maya and Mia Martina/Vika Jigulina
*** Understand that this is Austin, and be realistic. No one knows every single band that has originated from Austin, some small town in Oklahoma, or any of a thousand other places. Don't blow your top when someone hasn't heard of your favorite band with a following of 10 groupies.

Food: Same as music. I find that Classic Rock goes quite nicely with a lovely blush wine...
Just kidding.
If the McRib is on your menu, we probably shouldn't talk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Cooking utensils
2) Growth
3) Entropy
4) Laughter
5) Logic
6) Creativity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow. The good, the bad, and the ugly. Everything, and nothing at all.
Universal truths, and secular lies.
Incongruities of society, and how to either amplify them, or eliminate them.
Why at least 50% of girls on here have a handle referencing coffee, dinosaurs, or tacos.
How the world needs to adopt a universal "sarcasm" font so internet users have a cheat to comprehending it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends.
If I work the next morning, I'm definitely sleeping.
If I'm off on Saturday, the sky is the limit. There is no "typical" Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I just downed an entire two pound container of cottage cheese over a 12 hour period, sleeping time included.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy thinking, talking, being goofy, and live relatively close to me. Be fun and exciting in your own way. Everyone has something to offer everyone else, so be who you are, don't put on a facade.
Sound like you?
We'll get along famously.

**Edit**
I really believe people become incredibly confused when answering "match questions". My example:
"Have you ever had a sexual encounter with someone of the same sex?"
My answer: "No, and I would never."
I see my answer colored red, and I wonder: "Does it really matter so much to this girl that I would never have homosexual relations with another man?"
Weird.

Also, if you like this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bqKciW1wXo