Mostly normal, clever but sarky bloke with 2 secondary school age children (with 50/50 shared care - I'm far from a weekend dad) seeks someone to get to know. Much prefer someone local so can make the most of free time, but reasonable travel is not out of the question. Red wine and cheese addicts get extra points.
Having composed witty, thoughtful and clever introductory emails that don't even elicit a polite "no thanks" (it's OK - I'm a big boy and can take rejection) I'm going to wait to hear from you - yes you - rather than the other way round. I'm not in a hurry, and it's nice to feel wanted.....
Interviews now being held for the position of "Date".
DATE is an an entry level position, but successful applicants may upon completion of an appropriate induction period, and having shown
correct aptitude and attitude, look forward to promotion to GIRLFRIEND.
This organisation looks favourably at promotional opportunities and good performance is rewarded - future roles available range from
STEADY all the way up to PARTNER level.
Duties include but are not limited to:
Accompaniment to various internal and external events - examples of external events are :COFFEE, LUNCH, DINNER, WALKS, COMEDY NIGHTS and FILMS. Examples of internal events are:LUNCH, SUPPER, MOVIE NIGHTS, DUVET DAYS.