Mostly normal, clever but sarky bloke with 2 secondary school age children (with 50/50 shared care - I'm far from a weekend dad) seeks someone to get to know. Much prefer someone local so can make the most of free time. Red wine and cheese addicts get extra points.
I'm going to try waiting for people to mail me this time around, so that I know there's an interest level.....
Interviews now being held for the position of "Date".
DATE is an an entry level position, but successful applicants may upon completion of an appropriate induction period, and having shown
correct aptitude and attitude, look forward to promotion to GIRLFRIEND.
This organisation looks favourably at promotional opportunities and good performance is rewarded - future roles available range from
STEADY all the way up to PARTNER level.
Duties include but are not limited to:
Accompaniment to various internal and external events - examples of external events are :COFFEE, LUNCH, DINNER, WALKS, COMEDY NIGHTS and FILMS. Examples of internal events are:LUNCH, SUPPER, MOVIE NIGHTS, DUVET DAYS.