Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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I try to be positive when I can, but I've been known to have
"moods" and the occasional blah day, when I'd rather curl up with
my son and some cartoons than deal with anyone else. I also tend to
use sarcasm rather liberally, which puts some people off. Aside
from that, though, I'm generally a fun person to be around.
I am perfectionistic, stubborn, and determined, and I tend to value
those characteristics in others as well. Although, it's nice to
have people who want to be the Robin to my Batman, nobody likes a
pushover. Happy mediums are good, but not when you strive so hard
to fit in, you're suddenly "medium" all over and lose all the
little eccentricities that make you, you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I live in Sasquatch territory, way up in the bowels of Stevens
County. I have a little hobby farm that's starting to generate
income, and I work part time in Spokane. I like to go out and play
in Spokane too, and if I'm not out riding horses, playing poker, or
fishing at the lake, I'm probably singing karaoke or getting in
trouble in town.
I'm excellent at decorating cakes, as well as an amazing cook in
general. I'm available to cater small parties, but would much
rather make a romantic dinner for two (hint, hint).
I love to fish, swim, hike, camp, BBQ, ride horses and snowmobiles,
read, and play in my garden. Favorite indoor activities are poker,
shopping, karaoke, sex, Scrabble,and video games, in no particular
order of favorites.
I'm 420 friendly (Dr says so!), but it doesn't matter one way or
the other to me if you partake, so long as you don't pass judgment
on me. Life's too short to spend time around judgmental people!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Steaks, ethnic food, pretty much anything. I can even decorate
2. Working. When I get let loose on a project, I'm tireless.
3. Listening and giving good/honest advice and opinions.
4. Making people around me happy. Usually happier than I am,
5. Other activities which, being somewhat ladylike, I decline to
The first things people usually notice about me
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Whatever strange thing just popped out of my mouth. I have a
notoriously off-the-wall sense of humor
that most people don't "get".
"Are you a natural redhead?" (Wouldn't YOU like to know!?)
"Wow, you have nice breasts!" Someone actually said this to me
Tuesday night at the bar. And he wasn't trying to hit on me,
"Your shoes are untied!" This is why I prefer sandals or
"You smell good! Is that Chance?" Yes, yes it is.
"Wow, that's a cool tattoo!" Why thank you!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a. Anything by Ann
, Jonathan Kellerman
, Faye Kellerman
, Joseph Kanon
, James Clavell
, Jeff Long
, Ridley Pearson
Anything else good that hasn't been previously mentioned.
(Chasing Amy, Mallrats, etc.), Pretty Woman,
There's Something About Mary, Desperado, Once Upon a time in
Mexico, Interview with the Vampire, 28 Days Later, Trainspotting...
and the list goes on.
, Classic Rock
, and a little bit of OLD SCHOOL
hip hop. I have varied tastes depending on my mood, but I can't
stomach most of the hip hop/crap music that's come out in the last
five years. Sorry.
, and Italian
are my six food groups.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. A little bit of pampering. Rub my back and I start to
3. Humor: Adult Swim cartoons
Webcomics. Stand-up comedy
4. Coffee, tea, beer, and diet Pepsi. (not all at once) And vodka.
Gotta love vodka.
5. Romance...but I've been surviving without it lately.
6. I used to have "hope" here, but I'm going to change this
Poker. Because it's fun and gives me some "grown-up" time out of
the house, and it's nice to interact with people who don't take me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...What life will be like when my writing gets published.
...What I'll do with my life if it doesn't.
...When I'll next get to go
...How to juggle all my projects and still have time to sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking a beer
Hanging out with my son. Kicking ass at a poker game. Pitching a
tent. Watching a movie. Sleeping. Smoking a bowl and playing a
video game. Getting a pedicure
. Snuggling with my dog.
Barbecuing. Making pizza
. Working on whatever project
currently has my interest. There's always the possibility of
, or a
round of inebriated bull-riding
If I'm at the bar, I'm usually either at Peking North or Luke's
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My Yahoo messenger contact is rice_ford.
And I used to own a pair of purple Disco Stu
. (Why do they call it a pair when it's only one piece
of fabric?) It recently went the way of the often-washed T-shirt,
and the picture started wearing off.
Oh, and... I'm rather shamelessly addicted to online Scrabble
. And Starbucks
. If you bring
me a white mocha frappuccino with a splash of hazelnut, I'm yours.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like kids, you're not an asshole, you live in/near/are
considering moving to the Elk/Chattaroy or Spokane area, you're not
stalk-y or inconsiderate, and something about me grabbed your
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