I'm a chick, you're a dude, I get that. We all know the guy is supposed to woo the lady and pay for all the shit. No, FUCK NO. We are just 2 human beings, we are equal, act like it. Lets both put in the same amount of effort. But let me tell you that it sucks to be a hot chick on the internet. And to all you self-proclaimed nice guys out there, please delete your profiles. God gave me 2 arms and 2 legs, I can open a door and pull a chair out as good as you can. If you wouldn't do something for a random stranger, don't do it for me. You look fucking awkward running 20 feet ahead of me trying to get the door open. If I get to the door first, I'll open it myself.
But if you treat me to HomeTown Buffet, you are my one and only soulmate.