Holy shit, you people are annoying. I knew boys were pushy but,
Jesus H Christ, this is horrible. Why the fuck do I have people
from fucking Georgia and Illinois messaging me. Let me speak for
all the ladies out there when I say tone it way the fuck down. 143
messages in a week. Really! And to the asshole who is sending me 15
messages a day, fuck off!
I'm a chick, you're a dude, I get that. We all know the guy is
supposed to woo the lady and pay for all the shit. No, FUCK NO. We
are just 2 human beings, we are equal, act like it. Lets both put
in the same amount of effort. But let me tell you that it sucks to
be a hot chick on the internet. And to all you self-proclaimed nice
guys out there, please delete your profiles. God gave me 2 arms and
2 legs, I can open a door and pull a chair out as good as you can.
If you wouldn't do something for a random stranger, don't do it for
me. You look fucking awkward running 20 feet ahead of me trying to
get the door open. If I get to the door first, I'll open it
But if you treat me to HomeTown Buffet, you are my one and only
What I’m doing with my life
Eating, Cutting Myself, Repeat
I’m really good at
Finishing off the Leftovers, Cutting in the Buffet Line, Not Seeing
where my feet are, breathing loudly
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm athletic, and very nimble.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The six things I could never do without
Food, Insulin, My Grabber, Hover Rounds, My Running Shoes, True
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How am I still alive?
On a typical Friday night I am
In Diabetic Shock
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I havent seen my feet in 20 years
You should message me if
If you read whats above and want to message me about something
other than trying to get me to give you my number, do it. I'd be
more than happy to have a meaningful conversation with you.