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SDSU_Gymrat

22 Eugene, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Unemployed
Income
$500,000–$1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and wants more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Holy shit, you people are annoying. I knew boys were pushy but, Jesus H Christ, this is horrible. Why the fuck do I have people from fucking Georgia and Illinois messaging me. Let me speak for all the ladies out there when I say tone it way the fuck down. 143 messages in a week. Really! And to the asshole who is sending me 15 messages a day, fuck off!

I'm a chick, you're a dude, I get that. We all know the guy is supposed to woo the lady and pay for all the shit. No, FUCK NO. We are just 2 human beings, we are equal, act like it. Lets both put in the same amount of effort. But let me tell you that it sucks to be a hot chick on the internet. And to all you self-proclaimed nice guys out there, please delete your profiles. God gave me 2 arms and 2 legs, I can open a door and pull a chair out as good as you can. If you wouldn't do something for a random stranger, don't do it for me. You look fucking awkward running 20 feet ahead of me trying to get the door open. If I get to the door first, I'll open it myself.

But if you treat me to HomeTown Buffet, you are my one and only soulmate.
What I’m doing with my life
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Eating, Cutting Myself, Repeat
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finishing off the Leftovers, Cutting in the Buffet Line, Not Seeing where my feet are, breathing loudly
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm athletic, and very nimble.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food: Everything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, Insulin, My Grabber, Hover Rounds, My Running Shoes, True Love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How am I still alive?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In Diabetic Shock
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I havent seen my feet in 20 years
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you read whats above and want to message me about something other than trying to get me to give you my number, do it. I'd be more than happy to have a meaningful conversation with you.