Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father! Prepare to die!
oops wrong profile! So this is the new and probably not improved profile. From the few message I have gotten it seems that people enjoyed the frankness and crude humor I use so I will try to "keep it real". Yea so um.. This is me! You are probably asking how am I different from every other profile. My answer-- No frickin' clue. One thing for sure is that if you are looking for a laid back, watching the world go by, wave to the grandma that just passed you on the 5 North, kind of guy then please check out the next guy. I tend to be intense and go balls to the wall in a majority of everything I do in life. Basically means that I have cool successes and epic failures. I think that is the scientist/inquisitive side of me that overwhelms my life.

Right now I am spending my time doing cancer related research at UCSD. This essentially consumes a majority of my time so the remaining time is left to try and assemble some type of a personal life. I don't have a plethora (I love that word thanks to the 3 Amigos) of friends but the tight circle that I do have are frickin awesome.

So get this, I finally bought myself a dutch over. So I am stoked to try new recipes that I have been missing due to the lack of said equipment. I know most people don't care but it really made my day!

I would hope that I am 'decent' at science. It kinda is my passion but I know not too many people really care or understand but that's ok. I try my best not to judge people and hope they wont judge me. Oh I am also a decent cook with the exception of paella. For the life of me I can't seem to get it to taste like I want it. Frack me. You know how much money I've spent trying to make it? A lot.

oh yea back to the the profile, yea this is where you're supposed to brag how much of a badass you are huh. Well I guess I can claim I am good at being a certified nerd (does this not entertain you?) hahaha.. I can't think of anything right now that might wow you so I will have to come back to this. I would rather be honest than try to make it up. Or if you want to believe anything then how about I am a former astronaut who has been to the ISS. hahaha

You probably wouldn't notice me (just being honest). *full disclosure* If we ever did get introduced I tend to be overwhelming. I sometimes get so excited talking about something cool that I just go off on tangents and no one can comprehend what the hell is the gibberish I speak. Then all you need to do is slap me upside the head and I go back to normal! True story

-I love all the classics, from Dante and Milton all the way to Vonnegut and Bradbury.
-I am a Sci-Fi fiend (Star Wars > Dr. Who > Star Trek )
-I like R&B, hip-hop, rap, classic rock and some more modern rock (i.e. Radiohead, Foo Fighters, STP)
-I eat anything hahah ( I lie.. There are types of food I don't like but I'm sure no one reads this anyway)
-My favorite beer is Lagunitas Brown Shugga
-My favorite dinosaur is T-Rex!!
-My favorite molecule is probably seratonin
-My favorite muppet is Beaker
-My favorite scientist is Nikkola Tesla
-My favorite Miles Davis album is "Kind of Blue"
-My favorite peanut butter is chunky
-My favorite goonie is Chunk
-My favorite color is green
-My favorite word is "Inconceivable!"

hahaha this list is fun. I will have to add more crap to it. This is more for my enjoyment than yours.

-Nuclear fusion
-shoelaces
-coffee
-A horse
-Ice cubes
-Your mom

(I doubt anyone reads this list and gives it a second thought so I tried to come up with random crap just to)

What's up with this match% and enemy%? I wish I could see the algorithm that spits out these numbers because it makes me laugh. I just looked at my matches listed by enemy%. I can say there wasn't anyone right off the bat that I would like to run off the road with my car so that begs to ask the question what is enemy%. I am sure there is an answer somewhere but I like to use my messed up imagination to come up with hilarious scenarios.

I also think a lot about mutton sandwiches.. a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They’re so perky, I love that.

Working late and then watching recorded TV or reading a book. That is honestly the truth. I frickin get a kick out of reading this section. 95% of everyone's answer is "I either go out or stay home" . umm.. What other options are there? I'm curious :)

One time I farted kinda loud and the people whose apartment borders mine heard it and laughed out loud.. True Story.

No clue. If anything I said catches your eye or if you just wanna trade witty banter or if you think that I might have eaten paint chips as a child.. Your call.. Have fun stormin’ da castle!