Trying to have as much fun as I can without acting like a jackass ;-)

Seeing connections between seemingly unrelated things.

I don't know, you would have to ask them. What did you first notice? Maybe you noticed how terrible I am at filling these damn things out?

All of them. I am a culture junky.

My computer. My friends. My home. The gym. Food. Movies/Art.

How to arrange furniture.

It is never the same.

I am on an online dating service, or is that just the most embarrassing? Private? I am kind of an extrovert. I don't have too many secrets. I'll have to get back to you on this one.

you really understand Tina Fey. It would help anyway. Also, if you are smart and funny. Kindness is a must. You know, all of the standard stuff.

"I don't want to hurt you. But I'll tell you what I do want. I want someone who will be monogamous, and nice to his mother. And someone who likes (to talk), but knows to keep his mouth shut while I'm watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks that being really into cars is lame, and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher, and not just take forks out as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet, and Big Beefy Arms like a damn Disney Prince. And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I'm old. That's what I want." ~ Liz Lemon