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SFDesignMonkey

30 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm quick with a joke, passionate about anything I take an interest in, and incredibly loyal to the people I care about. I'd like to meet funny, driven, and talented women. And ideally their corgis.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been doing design work since I could hold a pencil and have turned that into an independent consultant career. I inherited the entrepreneurial gene from my dad, so juggling projects, stocks, etc. is sorta in my blood.

Outside of work, I'm easy to find watching the game, at the gym, or just finding new off-the-beaten-path spots with friends. If I'm taking it easy, maybe just a movie and steak night. Who doesn't like movie and steak night?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing at all the wrong parts of movies.

Parsing out what people say from what the mean. …Most of the time.

Providing running commentary for movies. Product of my youth (anyone remember MST3k?)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
…is my dimples. Gram said that's where angels kissed my cheeks in heaven; I didn't have the heart to tell her it's by all rights a genetic deformity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Slaughterhouse Five
4 Hour Body, 4 Hour Workweek (Tim Ferriss seems to know his shit)
Design textbooks because I'm just a barrel of laughs

Movies:
Daniel Craig-era Bond movies
Thank You for Smoking
I've seen Team America more than any reasonable person should

Music:
Not super picky; loads of hip hop, probably too much of what I listened to in high school & college, and some Spotify rabbithole magic to round out the set.

Shows:
Archer
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Top Gear

Food:
Sushi
Italian
Peruvian (Steak, seafood, peppers and onions; what's not to love?)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My laptop (Dorky as it may be, it gets me paid)
Music (I practically always listening to *something*)
Competition (Jiu-Jitsu, pickup football; anything you can win)
My car (I did the no-car thing for a couple years when I got here, now I'm completely spoiled. It's nice to be able to explore the city though)
Cast Iron (Laugh all you want, I'll make you the best steak you've ever had.)
Obligatory: Friends & Family (Not that I don't love them, but it seems a little cliché)
Excessive punctuation (Clearly it's a problem for me)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
fonts, grids, and colors. I'd kill to be able to keep it just during work hours, but it's inescapable. If you know anyone else that blurts out font names without provocation, feel free to smack them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
…playing it by ear because I'm awful at making plans in advance. A little spontaneity goes a long way.
With that said, should that Friday night involve pool, shuffleboard, grabbing a few drinks with friends, or just watching a movie wrapped up on the couch, it was probably a very decent night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I watch more Food Network than any straight male should. It's totally paying off, 'cause I can cook like a champion.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think we'd be a good pair to meet up and explore the city
and/or
You're a sports fan (Football fans–Niners especially–always welcome)
and/or
You have a corgi and access to stairs.