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SFDesignMonkey

29 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm passionate, quick with a joke, and incredibly loyal to the people I care about. I'm excited to meet more people in the area that feel the same way, but are ideally more attractive that me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been doing design work since I could hold a pencil and wouldn't have it any other way.

Outside of work, I'm easy to find watching the game, at the gym, or just finding new off-the-beaten-path spots with friends. If I'm taking it easy, maybe just a movie and steak night. Who doesn't like movie and steak night?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
…making stuff look pretty and making dumb jokes. Half of what I say is purely for my amusement. If it works on you too, you're already one of my favorite people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
…is my dimples. Gram said that's where angels kissed my cheeks in heaven; I didn't have the heart to tell her it's by all rights a genetic deformity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Slaughterhouse Five
4 Hour Body, 4 Hour Workweek (Tim Ferriss seems to know his shit)
Design textbooks because I'm just a barrel of laughs

Movies:
Daniel Craig-era Bond movies
Thank You for Smoking
I've seen Team America more than any reasonable person should

Music:
Kid Cudi
Muse
30 Seconds to Mars
Cool Calm Pete

Shows:
Archer
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Parks & Rec
SportsCenter (Insomniacs know the joy of a show that repeats itself every hour on the hour from midnight to 6AM)

Food:
Sushi
Italian
Peruvian (Steak, seafood, peppers and onions; what's not to love?)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My laptop (Dorky as it may be, it gets me paid)
Music (I practically always listening to *something*)
Competition (Jiu-Jitsu, pickup football; anything you can win)
My car (I did the no-car thing for a couple years when I got here, now I'm completely spoiled. It's nice to be able to explore the city though)
Cast Iron (Laugh all you want, I'll make you the best steak you've ever had.)
Obligatory: Friends & Family (Not that I don't love them, but it seems a little cliché)
Excessive punctuation (Clearly it's a problem for me)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
fonts, grids, and colors. I'd kill to be able to keep it just during work hours, but it's inescapable. If you know anyone else that blurts out font names without provocation, feel free to smack them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
…playing it by ear because I'm awful at making plans in advance. A little spontaneity goes a long way.
With that said, should that Friday night involve pool, shuffleboard, grabbing a few drinks with friends, or just watching a movie wrapped up on the couch, it was probably a very decent night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I watch more Food Network than any straight male should. It's totally paying off, 'cause I can cook like a champion.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
…you have a sense of humor, like to be a little impulsive, and are just an easy-going person in general. If you're the super self-serious type, I promise you'll find me deeply aggravating.