40 Albuquerque, NM
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My self-summary
I just moved back to Albuquerque after a 13 year stint in California. It is nice to be around my family and I really enjoy that there are parking lots here.

I definitely have a sarcastic side and a rather dry wit. I have a hard time finishing jokes without laughing. I have a habit of making fun of myself, but in a good way. I have a strange penchant for 80's rock ballads, the best concert I have ever seen was Snoop Dog with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, I laughed until I cried when I read Catch-22, and I sing when I am in the shower.

I have kind of a crazy family who I am close with...especially my twin brother. I have 4 nieces, which my mom is particularly happy about, since she had 4 boys. I also have a disabled brother with who I talk to several times a week...he is probably the most honest person I have ever met. UPDATE: I now have a nephew, who I am sure will be extremely spoiled.

I like to cycle, golf, snowboard, hike and read. I have done a few triathlons and a marathon over the last couple of years and I kind of like this whole exercise thing.

If you want to know anything about me...feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Just moved back to Albuquerque and I am going back to school in the spring.
I’m really good at
- listening
- giving massages
- receiving massages
- reading people
- cheering people up
- grilling (as in cooking, not asking aggressively phrased questions)
- telling jokes
The first things people usually notice about me
- I smile a lot
- I like to laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books: A Confederacy of Dunces, Catch 22, The Passage, Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing, The Shock Doctrine, A Walk in the Woods, The Alchemist, Fear and Loathing, Born to Run and The Slaughter House Five, A Discovery of Witches, Hubris, the Strain.

Movies: Snatch, The Shawshank Redemption, Swingers, Braveheart, Pulp Fiction, Forest Gump, Old School and Caddy Shack.

TV: True Blood, Game of Thrones, Entourage, Boardwalk Empire, House, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Californication, Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Archer.

Music: The Killers, The Beatles, Paul Simon, Maroon 5, Train, Mumford, 80's rock, 90's rock...just about everything to be honest.

Food: Sushi, Thai, American, Mexican, Italian, Peruvian, In N Out Burger
The six things I could never do without
- friends and family
- smiling and laughing
- weekends
- chairs that recline
- hot showers
- sunshine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the next chapter in my will be and with who.

Why I am so prone to purchasing products sold in infomercials. I could probably fill a box with all the junk I have purchased. Actually, The Perfect Sit-up is quite nice.
On a typical Friday night I am
- meeting friends for drinks or dinner
- reading
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like the movie Love Actually
You should message me if
As far as the person I am looking for goes... Someone who is laid back like me and has a good sense of humor. I love woman who is independent, but someone who isn't afraid to ask for my help. Someone who has a broad sense of fun, from going to a karaoke bar to just staying home and watching a movie.

Someone who likes to share the Sunday paper. If you're a massage therapist or have a brother on the PGA tour you will get bonus points. There is nothing more sexy than intelligence, but a nice set of legs is a close second.

I am a little weary of someone who has more pictures of their pets on here, than themselves.