Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
24 years ago, an enigma gave a paradox a very special hug.
Strange things happen to me; nothing you should be worried about,
but just know that if we meet up, you're in for a wild ride. I've
driven a go-kart for six laps with the back of the car in flames.
I've negotiated myself out of tricky situations with police in
India, Russia and, believe it or not, Brussels. And this one time,
I stayed in on a Friday night to have a Disney movie marathon
(HINT: If Aladdin and the Lion King aren't in your top 5, we
probably wouldn't get along).
My best friends are generally funny and laugh, happy and smile,
smart, kind, and have some degree of a nerd-streak.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being happy, and probably a little awkward. Usually an awesome
combination of the two.
Also accumulating enough frequent flier miles to buy one of those
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
defying gravity, believing I can fly, always paying my debts,
drawing the hallelujah, finding money in the banana stand, making
banana pancakes, and interjecting odd pop culture references into
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This question bores me.
New, better question - What's on your nightstand? I know - saucy,
*A lamp (for me to read by)
*Calvin and Hobbes (because I'm a real adult, but I get to decide
what that means)
*Boarding passes (I travel. A lot.)
*Camelbak (apparently I like drinking water, but don't want to work
too hard for it)
*My watch (a watch that isn't a cell phone?! How antiquated!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I'm going to be the right person at the right place at the right
time (curse you, Ted Mosby).
And stupid, stupid, stupid questions-
Why do they call it a pair of jeans? Is each leg supposed to be its
own jean? "Roses are red, violets are blue..." Why aren't violets
... these questions haunt me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
[Insert comment about how I could BOTH be out clubbing with friends
or at home curled up with a book and/or TV show/movie to
demonstrate how complex I am]
Though that is fairly accurate
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a pretty happy dude.
I flirt with strangers. So I can play with their dogs.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're a smiler.
you believe in kindness. Also in mischief. Also in singing,
especially when singing is not necessarily prescribed.
you're a dreamer.
also if you can teach me how to Dougie. Obvi :p
If none of that works for you, or you're trying to figure out what
to say, feel free to respond to one of the following:
1. The Peanut Butter Question
a) Do you like peanut butter? Explain.
b) Crunchy/smooth? Natural or the traditional, salty,
c) If you do not like peanut butter, are you one of those people I
see buying alternative nut butters like "almond butter" and so
forth at Trader Joe's or similar? Do you do so for some nutritional
reason or because you actually like the taste?
2. The Me Question
Select one of the following options:
a) This dude is totally nuts. Did you see all those questions about
peanut butter? What even IS that?
b) I appreciate that these questions are in jest and that he's just
trying to make it easier for me to take the plunge and click
"message." What a totally baller idea. He must be a totally baller
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