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30 Long Beach, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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My mom can't wait to meet you.
What I’m doing with my life
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I left my heart in San Francisco. Originally from Oklahoma- grew up in a one horse, zero stoplight town working on the family farm. Now working in advertising as a creative (writer). Looking to do a lot more traveling in the future- recently went to Tokyo and now have my wandering eyes set on Scotland.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Marymaking... Bloody Marymaking, that is. Doing math problems in my head. Words With Friendsing. I've been told I have a "calming presence". Pretty much down for anything outdoors and trying to learn to surf. Drunk dancing to Michael Jackson. Being level-headed/almost never being in a bad mood. Making Californians angry with greater than/less than arrows. Example: Chick-fil-a > In-n-Out.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told multiple times my spirit animal is a labrador. So.. yeah.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food- Jalapenos/salsa/hot sauce on everything. Shrimp, deviled eggs, anything that doesn't require silverware. If not for the harsh judgement of society, I'd just eat one of those giant turkey legs for most meals.

Books- 1984, A Song of Ice and Fire, Flowers for Algernon, Hunger Games (I know, I know), World War Z, last few books were Catcher in the Rye and now working on Atlas Shrugged and loving it.

Movies- Vanilla Sky, Road Trip, Old School, Anchorman, Scott Pilgrim, Starship Troopers, Pulp Fiction, Titanic (go ahead- judge me), Jurassic Park, Lord of the Rings, The Land Before Time, The Lion King, Tombstone, the latest round of Batmans, The Big Lebowski, V for Vendetta, Independence Day on Independence Day.

Shows- New Girl, Workaholics, Homeland, House of Cards, Walking Dead, Archer, Axe Cop, Eastbound and Down, GOT, Arrested Development, X-Files, Dexter.

Music- A few of my favorites- "Blackbird" as sung by Crosby Stills & Nash, "Foreplay Long Time" by Boston, basically anything from the 80s, 90s country, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"- by that huge Hawaiian guy, "Hit or Miss"- Odetta, anything CCR, "All Along the Watchtower"- Jimi Hendrix, "Old Man"- Neil Young, "Ain't No Sunshine"- Bill Withers, "Radar Love"- Golden Earring.

Edit: I don't know why I have so many things here b/c I never read this section on other people's profiles.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People who think differently than me, a good porter, coffee rubbed rib eyes, sports (football fanatic), dogs, the gay community (I'm not gay, nor have I ever dabbled in their practices, I just really appreciate what they bring to the table).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why OkCupid tells me that "ya'll got issues" but never tells me what those issues are. Don't come to me with a problem, come to me with a solution.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find a tiger to take a picture with/help make my profile look infinitely more cool.

I accidentally went to a club once. It was terrible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I may or may not have played an uncomfortable amount of Girl Talk and Mall Madness with my sister as a kid.

"You're right, I really like you!"
You should message me if
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You got that my self-summary is a joke- my mom probably couldn't care less about you. She is a sweet lady though.

You demonstrate your disregard for all forms of authority every morning by refusing to make your bed.

Your favorite phrase for being pregnant is "with child".