Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


30 Long Beach, CA Man


Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:56am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My mom can't wait to meet you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in advertising as a creative (writer). Originally from Oklahoma- grew up in a one horse, zero stoplight town working on the family farm. Lived in Atlanta for a few years, SF for a year, now Long Beach.

Looking for someone who can challenge me intellectually, creatively, humorously, post-humorously.

I should also probably note that I do come with quite a bit of extra baggage. I have one black Samsonite suitcase, your standard carry-on size. One hunter green Calvin Klein suitcase, approximately 18" wide, 20" deep and 36" long. And one similarly sized, bright orange suitcase. A piece that harkens back to my days as an Oklahoma State Cowboy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Marymaking... Bloody Marymaking, that is. Doing math problems in my head. Words With Friendsing. I've been told I have a "calming presence". Pretty much down for anything outdoors and trying to learn to surf. Being level-headed/almost never being in a bad mood.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told multiple times my spirit animal is a labrador. So.. yeah.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food- Jalapenos/salsa/hot sauce on everything. Shrimp, deviled eggs, anything that doesn't require silverware. If not for the harsh judgement of society, I'd just eat one of those giant turkey legs for most meals.

Books- 1984, A Song of Ice and Fire, Flowers for Algernon, World War Z, last few books were Catcher in the Rye and now working on Atlas Shrugged.

Movies- Vanilla Sky, Anchorman, Starship Troopers, Pulp Fiction, Titanic (go ahead- judge me), Jurassic Park, Lord of the Rings, The Land Before Time, The Lion King, Tombstone, The Big Lebowski, V for Vendetta, Independence Day on Independence Day.

Shows- 30 Rock, Workaholics, House of Cards, Vikings, Archer, Axe Cop, Eastbound and Down, GOT, Rick and Morty.

Music- A few of my favorites- "Blackbird" as sung by Crosby Stills & Nash, "Foreplay Long Time" by Boston, basically anything from the 80s, 90s country, "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"- by that huge Hawaiian guy, anything CCR, "Watchtower"- Jimi Hendrix, "Old Man"- Neil Young, "Ain't No Sunshine"- Bill Withers, "Radar Love"- Golden Earring.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People who think differently than me, a good porter, coffee rubbed rib eyes, Chick-fil-a, sports (football fanatic), dogs, the gay community (I'm not gay, nor have I ever dabbled in their practices, I just really appreciate what they bring to the table).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why OkCupid tells me that "ya'll got issues" but never tells me what those issues are. Don't come to me with a problem, come to me with a solution.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find a tiger to take a picture with/help make my profile look infinitely more cool.

I accidentally went to a club once. It was terrible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I may or may not have played an uncomfortable amount of Girl Talk and Mall Madness with my sister as a kid.

"You're right, I really like you!"

I also recently went through a brief period of self-identifying as pansexual. But then I found out it doesn't mean one is sexually attracted to Peter Pan.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You got that my self-summary is a joke- my mom probably couldn't care less about you. She is a sweet lady, though.

Your favorite phrase for being pregnant is "with child".

You laughed way too hard at the following joke: What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler.

And the serious one: you want to talk about Artificial Intelligence, the Singularity, solipsism, theories of multiple realities/infinite universes/dimensions we can't yet perceive. Pretty much if you want to ponder what it means to exist and where the funk humanity is headed.