Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


45 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:49am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats

Similar Users

My self-summary
Late blooming reformed geek with close ties to my inner childhood fifth grader. Genuinely good guy, but perhaps just enough crazy and smarts to keep you interested..

Amazing & drama free family? Check.
Awesome friends? Check.
Gainfully employed? Check.
Fun dog? Check.
Your parents will approve? Check.
Your friends might be jealous? Check. Totally.
Done with this checklist? Check.

I dig all the Standard Bay Area Outdoor Stuff that the last three profiles you just browsed probably mentioned. I would love to put my SoCal childhood surfing experience to work and finally lean how to snowboard. Ready to get on a mountain bike again after a brutal wreck five years ago put me in the hospital for a few weeks. And unlike those last three profiles you just browsed, I am tragically undertraveled and want to spend this second act discovering the world. Are you ready?
What I’m doing with my life
Building my business.

Looking for the perfect carne asada burrito. As of right now, it's still in a surf bar in San Diego. Little help here?

Trying hard to become a better reader. The internet has done a fantastic job of narrowing down my attention span to just above zero, and this site isn’t helping.

Wondering how The Smiths can make such achingly beautiful songs with such horribly depressing lyrics.
I’m really good at
Knowing an embarrassingly huge amount of 70's & 80's cheesy light rock songs. Ambrosia vs Air Supply? Little River Band vs Firefall? So many difficult choices..

Knowing not to put up shirtless photos of myself on dating sites.

Never, ever using the word "bro".

Lip-syncing "Strobe Light" by the B-52's.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All I will say here is that if you dislike smooth jazz as much as I do, we are already off to a great start.

I will also admit here that I never liked Seinfeld or Friends. Polarizing, I know. Just couldn't make it past the laugh tracks.
The six things I could never do without
The ability to effortlessly overcome arbitrary list limitations
Flannel sheets in the wintertime
Sriracha sauce
Low carb Monster
My pup
Kind Of Blue
Dental floss
Green tea
The Nutribullet (seriously, it's amazing!)
Early Van Halen
My mojo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
World domination. And ponies wearing sneakers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Does ANYONE around here have a typical Friday? My fave date nights:

-Comedy Clubs
-Cheesy blockbuster movies that go boom on IMAX screens
-Classic Golden Era movies at the amazing Stanford Theater
-Any John Hughes flick for a DVD night cuddled up on the couch
-LOVE county fairs. Especially if a washed up 80's band or two is playing.
-Love classic car shows even more. American muscle please!
-Fun cover bands in small clubs. The Bay area has some really good bands covering The Police, Journey, The Stones..
-Never too old for miniature golf or Dave & Busters..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can’t smell. Anything. Ever. Born without it, rare but not unheard of. I can still taste stuff, but probably not nearly as well as you. Subtle spices are lost on me, as well as the magical “bouquet” of a fine wine. Lots of onion/garlic/pepper = winning! I was probably dropped on my head as an infant and got something permanately knocked out of whack. Thanks, mom!

PROS for you:
-Litter box duty is never an issue for me.
-If we are on a long road trip, you will not have to fidget uncomfortably trying to contain the consequences of the particularly potent Mexican food you ate the night before.

CONS for you:
-I will never appreciate your amazing choice of perfumes.
-Stinky boy is sometimes stinky and very un-self aware about it. But he will take a hint and cleans up nicely.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if frequently crack yourself up, often to the dismay of everyone around you

..your OKCupid profile is funny too and makes guys laugh. If "Enjoying it!" is all the creativity you could muster up for the "What I'm Doing With My Life" section, you need to step up your game :) stop to pet every dog that crosses your path can go for five or six sentences without using the word “like” don’t define yourself by material possessions, but damn, some of those big toys sure are fun! let people merge in front of you when it’s their turn are REALLY into taking good care of yourself, inside and out make a difference in this world, big or small’ve been through some tough times in this life and have used those experiences to make yourself stronger believe in magic

And most importantly... know that you rock!