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27 M San Francisco, CA

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Christianity, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Disclaimer: Whether I have a beard or am clean-shaven on any given day depends on the position of the moon relative to the 45th parallel, the humidity in Guam, and whether or not the groundhog in my brother's back yard saw his shadow that day.

I'm loyal to a fault and value that quality above most others, passionate, ridiculously type-A but at the same time beach-bum-level laid-back, smarter than the majority of the people in any given room, adventurous, and looking for someone that can challenge me.
What I’m doing with my life
Just made the move from big company to startup and loving working in Product Marketing for a messaging company while I keep coming up with crappy ideas for the company I'm eventually going to start. In the meantime, I'm just being generally rad.
I’m really good at
Being inappropriate, LEGOs, Laughing at myself, Building blanket forts, Finding cool new places/activities, Camping, Football/Basketball/Skiing, Miscellaneous impersonations, Laughing wayyyyy too hard at my own jokes, Dry humor, Making killer itineraries for various major travels, Golf, Reminding people of some combo of Favre/Montana/Marino/Elway when I throw a football.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm blessed with crazy long / curly eyelashes. Total dreamboat status.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My first word was "book". I devour good books but epic fantasy is my guilty pleasure - Game of Thrones, anything by Brandon Sanderson/Terry Goodkind/Robert Jordan/Tolkein, The Kingkiller Chronicle, etc. Outside of fantasy, I loved Life of Pi, Into Thin Air, Steve Jobs, and anything by Malcom Gladwell or Dan Brown.

Love epics, great dramas, blockbuster action flicks, comedies (yeah... rom-coms too), and crappy 80s/90s movies that are so bad they're good. Current top-5 is probably (in no order): Braveheart, Forrest Gump, Lord of the Rings, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and Gladiator.

Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, South Park, Sportscenter, Breaking Bad, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, Tosh.o, It's Always Sunny.

I listen to everything. Literally everything. I also never know who sings whatever I'm listening to...

Mexican or Sushi! But really if it's in front of me I'll probably eat it...
The six things I could never do without
- friends/family
- books (hard copy. Fuck tablets.)
- A football.
- Nature (I like hanging out in places with dangerous animals about sometimes)
- cat videos.
- The first law of thermodynamics
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I like to imagine baby Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, because it says "I'm formal, but I like to party".
On a typical Friday night I am
Out at some party, sporting event, or concert with my friends, or bundled up watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm shy and somewhat quiet when I first meet people, but open up pretty quickly, and then you can't get me to shut up.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're an interesting person who doesn't take themselves too seriously, is interested in exploring the bay, or you have something you can teach me.