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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Christianity and laughing about it
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer: Whether I have a beard or am clean-shaven on any given day depends on the position of the moon relative to the 45th parallel, the humidity in Guam, and whether or not the groundhog in my brother's back yard saw his shadow that day.

I'm loyal to a fault and value that quality above most others, passionate, ridiculously type-A but at the same time super laid-back, smarter than the majority of the people in any given room, adventurous, and looking for someone that can challenge me.

I'm the textbook definition of an INTJ.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Tell me if you've heard this one before... I work for a startup. Run Marketing.

I also spend a lot of time coming up with crappy ideas for the mythical company I'm eventually going to start. In the meantime, I'm just doing hoodrat things with my friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being inappropriate, LEGOs, Laughing at myself, building blanket forts, Finding cool new places/activities, camping, football/basketball/skiing/golf, miscellaneous impersonations, laughing wayyyyy too hard at my own jokes, dry humor, making killer itineraries for various major travels, reminding people of some combo of Favre/Montana/Marino/Elway when I throw a football.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm blessed with crazy long / curly eyelashes. Total dreamboat status.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My first word was "book". I devour good books but epic fantasy/sci-fi is my guilty pleasure - Game of Thrones, anything by Brandon Sanderson/Terry Goodkind/Robert Jordan/Tolkein, The Kingkiller Chronicle, etc. Outside of fantasy, I loved Life of Pi, Into Thin Air, Steve Jobs, and anything by Malcom Gladwell or Dan Brown.

Love epics, great dramas, blockbuster action flicks, comedies (yeah... rom-coms too), and crappy 80s/90s movies that are so bad they're good. Current top-5 is probably (in no order): Braveheart, Forrest Gump, Lord of the Rings, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and Gladiator.

Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, South Park, Sportscenter, Breaking Bad, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, Tosh.o, It's Always Sunny.

I listen to everything. Literally everything. I also never know who sings whatever I'm listening to...

Mexican or Sushi! But really if it's in front of me I'll probably eat it...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- friends/family
- books (hard copy. Fuck tablets.)
- A football.
- Nature (I like hanging out in places with dangerous animals about sometimes)
- cat videos.
- The first law of thermodynamics
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to imagine baby Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, because it says "I'm formal, but I like to party".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out at some party, sporting event, or concert with my friends, or bundled up watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm shy and somewhat quiet when I first meet people, but open up pretty quickly, and then you can't get me to shut up.
You should message me if
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You're an interesting person who doesn't take themselves too seriously, want to go on adventures, or you have something you can teach me.