Ok, for a few serious moments, I've compiled a list of random thoughts about who you might be and what I'm looking for.
Here it goes.
Are you ready?
Ok, here we go:
You: Laughs at my jokes.
Me: Makes you laugh.
You: Thinks my dog is cute, even when he wets his muzzle in the water dish and bee-lines for his groin.
Me: Doesn't try to boss you (or your kids) around.
Me: Gets it when you cry for no particular reason from time to time.
Me: Knows "Do these jeans make my butt look big?" is a trick question.
Me: Talks to your eyes, not your boobs.
Me: Would never suggest you should exercise more.
Me: Responds with "You color your hair?" every time you say you're going to have it colored. Every time.
You: Never listens to Rush Limbaugh. Ever.
Me: Listens to Howard Stern, but knows not to quote him.
Me: Makes you feel loved, but not owned.
Me You: Baby talks to your dog when no one is home (and the dog confirms it).
Me: Understands plumbing, both your own and the sink's.
Me: Assumes he is meeting your plane at the airport every time you take a long trip.
Me: Always drives, always pays and never brings up doing either.
Me You: Thinks that singing out loud to a great song at the top of your lungs inside the car is mandatory from time to time.
Me: Wants to show you places that I think you'll love and more than half of them aren't sports stadiums or golf courses.
You: Would rather hang out with me more than your girlfriends once or twice a month.
You: Knows that real men volunteer.
Me You: We realize that kissing is a dying art and must be practiced regularly.
You: Isn't a bystander in life.
If any of my thoughts or comments resonate with you at any level, than I think we should at least chat a bit, right??