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WittyOneinSF

46 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Well, if you knew me, you would probably consider me to be a well balanced, outgoing, fun, confident, in great shape mentally as well as physically, sometimes very silly, yet completely normal guy living and working here in our beautiful Bay Area! But you don't know me yet so here we are, right?

Ok, for a few serious moments, I've compiled a list of random thoughts about who you might be and what I'm looking for.

Here it goes.

Are you ready?

Ok, here we go:

You: Laughs at my jokes.

Me: Makes you laugh.

You: Thinks my dog is cute, even when he wets his muzzle in the water dish and bee-lines for his groin.

Me: Doesn't try to boss you (or your kids) around.

Me: Gets it when you cry for no particular reason from time to time.

Me: Knows "Do these jeans make my butt look big?" is a trick question.

Me: Talks to your eyes, not your boobs.

Me: Would never suggest you should exercise more.

Me: Responds with "You color your hair?" every time you say you're going to have it colored. Every time.

You: Never listens to Rush Limbaugh. Ever.

Me: Listens to Howard Stern, but knows not to quote him.

Me: Makes you feel loved, but not owned.

Me You: Baby talks to your dog when no one is home (and the dog confirms it).

Me: Understands plumbing, both your own and the sink's.

Me: Assumes he is meeting your plane at the airport every time you take a long trip.

Me: Always drives, always pays and never brings up doing either.

Me You: Thinks that singing out loud to a great song at the top of your lungs inside the car is mandatory from time to time.

Me: Wants to show you places that I think you'll love and more than half of them aren't sports stadiums or golf courses.

You: Would rather hang out with me more than your girlfriends once or twice a month.

You: Knows that real men volunteer.

Me You: We realize that kissing is a dying art and must be practiced regularly.

You: Isn't a bystander in life.

If any of my thoughts or comments resonate with you at any level, than I think we should at least chat a bit, right??
What I’m doing with my life
Living life to the fullest wherever and whenever possible! I just need to find my partner in life to share this all with! That's why we're all here on this silly site, right!
I’m really good at
Showing patience and teaching people new things and ways of thinking. Also, I'm very good at playing and teaching you how to golf, snowboard, kayak, mountain biking, killing spiders, moving furniture, hanging pictures and complimenting you regularly without being prompted.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, my sense of humor and my green eyes...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite movie of all time is The Shawshank Redemption.
Favorite band is U2.
Favorite book of all time is A Catcher in the Rye
Favorite food items are Sushi, Italian and my mom's roasted chicken!
The six things I could never do without
Family, friends and my little dog Cooper, my rescue.
Marin Headlands
My 29'er mountain bike and Titleist golf clubs, Burton Snowboard
A great cup of "Sooo Good" from Philz
My Hoke One One running shoes
My passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
An upcoming vacation to a far away location on a secluded beach somewhere with a cold drink in one hand and a great book in the other.
On a typical Friday night I am
You'll just have to ask me that in person on Friday night!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hmmmmm...... let me think about that one.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 34–46
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are smart, funny, adventurous, sometimes silly, successful, fit, fun and looking for a great person to begin a life long relationship with.