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36 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:41pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them

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My self-summary
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I know what I want and you can spot it in a minute if you're looking for it. I want a funny girl! That is huge for me. If you cant make me laugh and you dont laugh at my jokes then everything will be doomed. When i read a funny profile that makes me laugh it makes me wish I could make one too. But for some reason written humor from a guy just comes off as douchy! Also don't send me a message saying tell me a joke. I will automatically know you aren't funny. I'd like to make people laugh for a living. I'm a born and raised city guy with no kids. I would love to find that special someone but I'm really just looking for a cool activities partner and see where things go from there. You know, take trips see movies go out to dinner the usual stuff. Although trying to be not so boring and predictable. Total no pressure no stress situation what ever happens happens. Start out as someone I'm attracted to and I have fun with and see where it goes from there.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a great career and I work in an amazing world famous place. Unfortunately my amazing job (somewhat sarcastic) has moved me to the graveyard shift which has basically turned me in to a vampire. 10pm to 6am Sun thru Thu. I would love to stay forever but am currently looking for a change. Having a great career is cool but even better when you have someone to share it with awwwwwwwww haha cheesy right? I'm finally well off enough to start enjoying life and would love to find a cool person to do that with!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing stuff. Yeah I know typical man thing to say but it's true. I love tearing things apart to see how they work and if its broken at least trying to see how to fix it. I became a master at tearing apart ipods and now I'm trying to build up the courage to replace a broken iphone screen. Anyone have a phone out there I can practice on?!?! =) Oh AND I'm super good at cracking non stop jokes and being extremely sarcastic. It's probably the one thing I do better than fixing stuff. And pissing off up tight people because I think EVERYTHING is funny, in a certain light.
The first things people usually notice about me
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how tall I am, the two questions I've been asked the most my whole life is, oh my god how tall are you and do you play basketball. The answer to both those questions is no......wait that doesn't make sense. I'm 6'5 although according to 95% of guys who meet me, I'm at least 6'10 because they are 6'5 and I'm wrong about my height, stupid me why don't I buy a measuring tape for once
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I caught my mom up on the entire series of breaking bad in a month and I'm surprised how much she actually liked it. Now that it's over and I try and watch other shows I realize how well that show was written and acted and how terrible most other shows are, I'm sad now. I think the Big Bang theory is hilarious so I'm always down to catch some reruns there.

This is new but I've gotten in to podcasts big time. Mostly comedy ones but I do have a few serious ones. my absolute favorites are Bill Burr's Monday morning podcast and the joe rogan experience. The Joe Rogan experience discusses some really interesting and amazing things on it and I would
highly recommend it to anyone

I also read from time to time mostly non fiction books about history or random subjects that I find interesting I.e. debunking religion, true crime of and you'd be surprised how many books there are on stand up comedy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air, sleep, food/water hmmm what else do you need to keep living??? I'm not that attached to things I guess, except maybe my car. When it's getting serviced I absolutely despise taking buses and being packed in like cattle! Maybe because I'm tall and take up so much space.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stand up comedy bits. Everyone has always said I should try it and I've actually been trying to get the balls to go on stage at an open mic. But you can't go on stage without material. I've even started carrying around a comedy notepad in case comedy gold strikes me and I just have to write it down!

It's so funny I've watched so much stand up that when I'm having a conversation with people ill say oh it's just like that one bit from so and so. I just realized how much I do that. I'm trying to stop, unless you find that interesting!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Also I don't really like my height. I went to Santa Cruz and found out I was too tall to ride on anything. And there are other things I've been left out of doing because of how tall I am. Being a nice normal 6 foot or 6'1 I think would be great but oh well what can you do.
You should message me if
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If you've been described as silly or goofy by people then the odds are we'd get along great. I have a huge weakness for funny girls and they are a lot harder to find than you think. If you reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm then the odds are youve already won me over. Best features on a girl for me? drumroll please.........I love eyes and a girl with a great smile. Extra brownie points if you love comedy clubs and know who Bill Burr is. Being able to quote Homer Simpson is also a plus.....