SJP440: Thanks! Good to be here.
OKC: What's the worst lie you ever told? Did you get caught?
SJP: I can't believe I'm going to share this... I was at a dinner party at popular restaurant and I wanted to try something on the plate of the person next to me. I reached over and grabbed it, took a bite, thought it was gross and put it back on his plate unnoticed. He looks down and sees a huge bite out of his food. He thought someone in the kitchen did it and freaked the %*#! out. After 45min of yelling at the management they comp'd our entire table. Nobody to this day knows it was me =)
OKC: I don't even know what to say to that. Alllllright moving on... Would you rather be smart and ugly or dumb and beautiful?
SJP: Ummmmm Smart and Ugly. Intelligence will last a lot longer than good looks and pay more dividends. Fortunately, I am both smart and beautiful ;)
OKC: If you suddenly found yourself turned into a woman, how would you spend your day?
SJP: REALLY??? Oh wow... I would be spend the day thinking that getting drunk and passing out in Tijuana was a TERRIBLE idea. I would also amend my earlier answer to "Dumb and Beautiful"!
OKC: Have you ever had your heart broken?
SJP: Of course. I don't usually worry about it because when you put yourself in a position to have your heart broken can you find fulfillment. I don't mind the risk.
OKC: What would you consider a fun first date?
SJP: To me the whole let's get coffee or meet for a drink is cliché and boring. A fun date to me would be a beach picnic, an art show or some other fun shared adventure. I'm always taking people on adventures and out of their comfort zone. It would be nice to find someone that could reciprocate.
OKC: Have you discovered any other dating insights?
SJP: As a matter of fact I have! I came up with something called the Ryan Gosling Theory (Patent Pending). The way it works, is that you take any exceptionally good-looking guy who is both rich and famous. You measure the reaction YOU get against the reaction Ryan Gosling would have gotten in the same situation.
SJP: It's plays out like this... Let's say you're at a bar and you come across a cute bartender.
"Hey, you want to hang out when you get off work?" "Sorry, I need to go home and wash my sick Grandmother's hair"
BUT if Ryan Gosling asked the same question, the response would be a little different. Let's take a look...
"Hey, you want to hang out when you get off work." "F*%#! YEAH, let me just tell my boss I quit.
OKC: That's pretty enlightening. Let me ask you this, If you came across a genie who offered to make three of your wishes come true, what would those wishes be? Oh and don't try to lawyer me by asking for unlimited wishes. That's out of the question. You ONLY get 3!
SJP: I'd wish for 10,000 Genies ;) All jokes aside it would probably be pretty simple things like health & good fortune to my friends and family, stop all the suffering in the world, and humanity from destroying the planet.