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  • Ages 24-32
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Yesterday – 8:39am
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Catholicism and laughing about it
High school
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Important note* Figured this might be helpful to mention; I work in the food/entertainment industry so my schedule and hours tend to be kinda wacky. Work nights, sometimes not getting off till 4 am. It'd be cool to find someone who keeps similar hours. Not a prerequisite, just thought I'd let you know. :)

Read on.
What I’m doing with my life
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Good question. Working at a music venue. Being a comedian. Putting comedy shows together. Trying to read more. Being cool. Dominating some old school Nintendo. High fiving people. I don't know.

Figuring out the next chapter of my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, sports talk, doing my job (whatever that may be at the moment), dominating old school viedo games, rolling out of bed and having a great hair day, high fiving people (reoccurring theme?), appreciating life for the ridiculousness that it is, sweet breakdowns, and Mark Twain-type irony. Life is life; it is what it is. Either you understand this; OR YOU DON'T. sorry, but it's kinda important.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes. Personality. Intelligence. Package. The total package.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've tried to read more lately. Used to alot when I was a kid but as I got older, less and less. Couple of favs: The Giver, The Phantom Tollbooth, Death of a Salesman, Running with Scissors, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, Downtown Owl, It's Kind of a Funny Story (just finished it).

Kind of a movie buff. Not necessarily encyclopedic but fairly knowledgable. Love anything by Wes Anderson. CHARLIE KAUFMAN IS A GENIUS. Will Ferrell is too. I'll watch almost anything. Even if it's terrible, I'll keep watching because I'm thinking, "This has got to get better at some point..." Mainly indie, drama, comedies. Not too big a fan of action or horror.

I have a very eclectic taste in music. Every Time I Die, The Bled, Norma Jean, Elliot Smith, Page France, Kanye West, Electric Light Orchestra, Bob Dylan, Dangers, Girl Talk, Outkast, Blink 182 (old stuff. Yeah, yeah. I'm that guy.), The Chariot, The Jon Benet, Blitzen Trapper, Fiona Apple, Bon Iver, Beyonce... You get the picture.

I watch TV sporadically. Usually late night. Lotta movies. HBO. Eastbound and Down, Hung, Bored to Death. SportCenter almost everyday. Comedy Central. Stand up specials. Adult Swim. Late night infomercials. Bravo. Hate reality TV but goddamn if it's not addictive! Food Network. Why? It's delicious.

Definitely need Netflix...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fuck this. Too hard. It's always fluctuating.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where am I going? What does this mean? Who are you? Why? What should I eat? Who farted? Why can't people park a car? When is the pizza guy gonna get here? Are we there yet? Who wrote Pootie Tang? When am I going to die? Did the Capitals win? Why do the Redskins always break my heart? How many really is a few? Can I have more than a few?

I could go on forever... Always thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm working. If I'm not, well... I have options. Dinner with friends, taking it easy at home, going to a comedy show or a movie. Going to work and just hanging out (It's my second home. Seriously, I'm glad I don't have to pay rent.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've cried while watching a MasterCard commercial.

For real.
You should message me if
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You feel like it.

You love pizza.

You have a cat and want someone to love it as much as you.

If you love the Redskins (despite the fact that they always seem to find a way to break your heart).

Sarcasm. PLEASE. please. Understand sarcasm.