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SMBeezy

22 M Jeffersonville, VT

My Details

Last Online
Aug 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.74m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Swedish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh boy... I suck at these.
Uh... Heyo! I'm Sean. I'm an easy-goin' guy to say the least. I do my best to be funny yet I'm sort of a buzz kill when it comes to conversation topics. If someone else talks, I'll listen. In strange detail as I'm told by most friends.

I've realized that always listenin' to that voice in your head to be tactful n' understandin', always ends up in frustration. I'll be forward, I might even be a tad crude, but by no means will I be disrespectful to those who haven't done so to me in return. I won't put up with intolerance or serious racism. (But I do love a good joke.)

I'm not exactly a comedian but I LOVE humor. I love classic movie references, jokes, even pranks are good if they don't go too far. There's a time n' place for everythin' I suppose...

Semi-lame portion of my life, no car.
Awesome Portion: I now live in VT with my best friend. I lived in Virginia for a while when I went to military school. (Six years, long story, but had plenty of great times there.) It was fun, for a bit. Hahaha.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Workin' the details... but I wanna start a youtube channel with some friends. Mostly doing reviews of Movies/Shows/Comics/Games etc. Also "Let's Plays", Walkthroughs, and even Multiplayer/Pro Tips for whatever games get the most requests.
I am literally just figuring out how to use my equipment for this... so any tips or suggestions from anyone who did read this. Haha.
(BUT in the mean-time)
I'm workin' at Cambridge elementary as an After school instructor. Never expected to be here... but here I am.
Also workin' at Smugglers' Notch Resort with Activities.
I love Vermont. The mountains, they give me inspiration to write. I sorta wanna be a writer... but I'm awful at it. (I've got better!)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listenin', Story tellin', massages, (got paid for it in college), crackin' quick one-liners, n' I think I'm really good at makin' people feel betta' all together. (Also got paid for in college) ((Take that as you will or ask me what I mean if you really wanna know.))
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My nose (T_T) n' how skinny/scrawny I am.
(I may look like a pansy, but I don't mess 'round when people are in danger. )
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Harry Potter Series, I've read Twilight Series... I can say anythin' I want 'bout that... 'book'. (I don't read books much. Mainly fan-made stories.)
Shows: How I Met your Mother, Bones, NCIS, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Being Human, I give animes a try but I've only grown attached to Sword Art Online, Ouran Highschool Host Club, n' Attack on Titan. (Also all the Americanized ones shown on TV throughout our childhood.)
Movies: Top film of ALL time, When Harry met Sally. Disney films! Top three are Finding Nemo, Tangled, n' Fantasia. I'm a bit of a sucker for romance/comedies. I love happy endings n' cute quirks in relationships. I'm not a huge horror fan, but I will hardly say no to a movie.
Music: I really love a lot of music. If it's got a good flow to it. I'll listen. If it's all cursin' n' just a slur of inaudible words... I won't care. But I do love drum n' bass. Mash-ups n' remixes are my favorite.
Food: Top favorite, Japanese n' Chinese. Everythin' else, I'll try it out. I don't do spicy too often, but it also depends on how much water I have nearby. Haha.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cell
Gameboy (Don't judge)
Food
Sleep
Games (NOT video games specifically, board games, card games, dfinkin' games (though I suck...) love games! *Ahem* Trivia, memory, puzzles, strategy. Etc. Etc.)
Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Uh... Life? Hahaha. I've got too much to figure out before I focus on just one thing randomly. I do love to make wise-cracks. So I like to say I put some effort into them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chillin' out at home or headin' out for dinner n' a movie. Maybe even make dinner n' just watch a movie at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've got a past. Just like the next guy. If you ask me, (n' I trust you) I'll answer. I don't want pity or for you to worry 'bout what you say 'round me. It happened, life is in the now n' I just wanna make the now happen.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–22
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you find me so charmin' you can help it, honestly go for it. Nothin' says interestin' more than chasin' what you want. (To a point.)
You love laughin' n' just lettin' life go as it is. If you wanna get to know me better. I bite only if provoked. :D
Also, if you see I'm online n' just wanna chat. It's sorta rare when I check in on here... so I won't say no to a convo. Life's an experience, SO MAX OUT YOUR LEVEL SON!