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SMOOCHHUNTER

21 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Breton (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Actor/sketch/comedian/writer/podcaster
http://BusinessComputerComedy.com <---sketch troupe

I LIVE AND BREATH FUNNY I WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH PLEASE

If I was a particularly androgynous girl and I had an okcupid profile my name would be "Tightest Androgynous".
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a weed delivery service in Manhattan, so that and trying to be the next Carlos Mencia.
I’m really good at
Dressing way better than my pictures on here seriously im a fashun freek
Improvising stupid songs (make music with me! Improvising songs is so much fun!)
Doing the splits
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall, beardy(not any more), size 16 shoes, hollywood smile, mysterious eye scars
"oh look another human"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: the association, danny brown, schoolboy q, absoul, kendrick lamar, lil b, kanye, avett brothers, johnny cash, mamas and the papas, fats waller, fletcher c. johnson, weird al, reggie watts, action bronson, chance the rapper, bad brains, death, dead kennedys, pixies, ceremony, pissed jeans, ofwgkta, dirty projectors, m.i.a., kate bush, scatman john.

movies: Chan-wook Park films, Lynch, Kubrick, Sam Raimi, Cronenberg, Coen brothers, Von Trier, Woody Allen, Scorsese, Tarantino, PTA, Submarine, Korine, Step-Brothers, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, The Comedy. Enter the Void, also anything that is "so bad it's good" (the room, troll 2, sleep away camp etc.)any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

tv: BREAKING BAD, Hannibal, Community, Adult Swim, everything produced by Absolutely and PFFR. Workaholics, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Brooklyn 99, Hello Ladies, Mindy Project, New Girl, Jam, The State, Mr. Show, Archer, It's Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Peep Show, just started Damages

Books: Vonnegut, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Nietzsche, Deadwood, Huxley, Orwell, Bradbury, tried reading Infinite Jest but I died, Palahniuk

Podcast: Comedy Bang! Bang!, How Did This Get Made, Hollywood Handbook, On Cinema, Harmon Town, Improv 4 Humans, Last Podcast on the Left. If you want to listen to my podcast go to http://cram-cast.com

Food: Pizza, pasta, and po boys
The six things I could never do without
high resin bob hope
Comedy
pizza
1st amendment rights
science?
breaking bad
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What goof 'em ups and yuk 'em's can i write?
Is this guy an undercover cop?
Robin Williams
I'd be little worried about them getting grime in my pipes.

Most of my subway rides are filled with anxiety because there's a cute girl on the same train as me and I think shes looking at me and then i try to look at her and i realize she wasn't then i get worried that she thinks I'm staring at her, so I'll do everything to not look, but still try and see if she notices me, and even then I wouldn't say anything because of my crippling fear of rejection.
On a typical Friday night I am
High and lonely
or
Gettlin blitzed at some shitty fucking bar wooooooo
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once dropped two slices of dollar pizza cheese down in Times Square, and still ate them, because I was really poor. I'm not too poor now, but still poor.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you wanna be my pasta queen
you dont think im funny
you want to watch this movie with me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dpRWYUJAF4
(also if u kno where 2 get acid i wud lik sum tnx)