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SMOOCHHUNTER

22 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Breton (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Actor/sketch/comedian/writer/podcaster
http://BusinessComputerComedy.com <---sketch troupe

I LIVE AND BREATH FUNNY I WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH PLEASE

If I was a particularly androgynous girl and I had an okcupid profile my name would be "Tightest Androgynous".
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bike messenger (I'm fast)
Hosting a weekly comedy show with my sketch troupe, every Saturday at Midnight at the PIT.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing the splits
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall, beardy, size 16 shoes, hollywood smile, mysterious eye scars, human
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: the association, danny brown, schoolboy q, absoul, kendrick lamar, lil b, kanye, avett brothers, johnny cash, mamas and the papas, fats waller, fletcher c. johnson, weird al, reggie watts, action bronson, chance the rapper, bad brains, death, dead kennedys, pixies, ceremony, pissed jeans, ofwgkta, dirty projectors, m.i.a., kate bush, scatman john.

movies: Chan-wook Park films, Lynch, Kubrick, Sam Raimi, Cronenberg, Coen brothers, Von Trier, Woody Allen, Scorsese, Tarantino, PTA, Submarine, Korine, Step-Brothers, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, The Comedy. Enter the Void, also anything that is "so bad it's good" (the room, troll 2, sleep away camp etc.)any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

tv: BREAKING BAD, Hannibal, Community, Adult Swim, everything produced by Absolutely and PFFR. Workaholics, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Brooklyn 99, Hello Ladies, Mindy Project, New Girl, Jam, The State, Mr. Show, Archer, It's Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Peep Show Fargo, Space Dandy,

Books: Vonnegut, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Nietzsche, Deadwood, Huxley, Orwell, Bradbury, tried reading Infinite Jest but I died, Palahniuk

Podcast: Comedy Bang! Bang!, How Did This Get Made, Hollywood Handbook, On Cinema, Harmon Town, Improv 4 Humans, Last Podcast on the Left. If you want to listen to my podcast go to http://cram-cast.com and http://u2talkinutalkinu2tometome.tumblr.com

Food: Pizza, pasta, and po boys
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Most of my subway rides are filled with anxiety because there's a cute girl on the same train as me and I think shes looking at me and then i try to look at her and i realize she wasn't then i get worried that she thinks I'm staring at her, so I'll do everything to not look, but still try and see if she notices me, and even then I wouldn't say anything because of my crippling fear of rejection.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
High and lonely
or
Gettlin blitzed at some shitty fucking bar wooooooo
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once dropped two slices of dollar pizza cheese down in Times Square, and still ate them, because I was really poor. I'm not too poor now, but still poor.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you wanna be my pasta queen
you don't think i'm funny
you want to watch this movie with me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dpRWYUJAF4