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SMOOTHmommy

26 / F / bisexual / Single

Hyndman, Pennsylvania

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Has children
Pets
Owns dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am honest, funny, and lovable.

My Self-Summary

i just got out of a seven year married and i am looking for a new adventure. i have two beautiful kids a girl 5 and a son 3. Raven and Luke i would hope that my kids would not bother anyone but if they do i guess u will just have to move past my profile. i love music, movies, and many outdoor sports. i like to go out when the feeling hits me other then that i don't mind setting at home to snuggle up with someone nice. i am 5'7" i don't look like a supermodel but i am not fat either i am kinda ordaniry. i am also not the type that likes to get all dolled up either. i share custody of my kids with my husband which i do still try to get along with for the kids sake. i would also like if this would not bother anyone. i just recently got my sentence from court as well. nine months house arrest for a car accident i had two years ago. so i guess now i am a felon which is sad. i would hope that none of the above would scare u off. feel free to hit me up anytime.

What I’m doing with my life

well right now i am just a stay at home mother at least until my kids r in school. i have already paid my house off and i should have enough money in my account to get me to the time my kids r in school after that i would like to go back to factory work. i have done factory work since i was 17 and i would love to go back to it soon.

I’m really good at

i am told that i am really good at making people laugh. i am also good at call of duty 4 on xbox. cooking is something everyone enjoys me to do...i make the food everyone gets to eat, only thing is i never eat my own food...lol. i hope that i am good at being a mother that is what i really pride myself on.

The first things people usually notice about me

my smile i would have to say is one of my best qualities or my eyes they change from green to blue depending on my mood.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

true crime books, horror movies, harcore music, and i love veggies and fruits. i am not much of a meat eater. if u have the time check out fury of five on youtube the song do or die or even e-town concrete the song ashes to ashes or if u like something a little funny check out lords of acid show me your pussy very funny.

The six things I could never do without

love.....my kids......my friends.......my family......music......and honesty

I spend a lot of time thinking about

i spend a lot of time thinking about how my life might turn out. i try to make everything perfect but of course it never works out. i just keep going on and hope that someday everything will equal out for me.

On a typical Friday night I am

i like to drink with my friends play some poker or some pool. just hang out and have a little fun. the weekends r usually the only time i get to spend with my friends.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

most private thing would have to be that i am sometimes very kinky.

You should message me if

if u like anything i have said or even if u think we would hit it off as just friends take a chance and hit me up. what do we really have to lose.